youngwalrus

From the generation in between

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

Italian delis are better than Italian restaurants.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

@Hasbro if I’m playing Taboo and my word is door. If I find a way to have my teammate say “doorstep” does that count as them saying door and us getting a point?

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

@ReadyWasHere A burger is a minced meat. This is a filet of chicken and not a grounded up chicken patty. This is a chicken sandhwich.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

Some subtle brainwashing and propaganda in the new Netflix show running point. Kate Hudson’s character casually throws out “…wife beating dagestani mma fighter”. Who is she talking about exactly and why is this show trying to stain the reputation of men from that region?

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

I love tomatoes. Get that shit out of my cheeseburger tho

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

Crab Rangoon is just a Chinese bagel.

[Qatar Airways @qatarairways]

Effective immediately: Following the directive received from the Directorate General of Civil Aviation of the Republic of Lebanon, all passengers flying from Beirut Rafic Harirl International Airport (BEY) are prohibited from carrying pagers and walkie-talkies on board flights. The ban applies to both checked and carry-on luggage, as well as cargo, and will be enforced until further notice.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

@BarackObama Man you’re such a disappointment. Wtf

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

@MichelleRedSoul She’s French so it’s makes sense she’s talking like this.

[Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_]

⚡️📹 Ex Zionist Shlomo Yitzchak explains how he got out of Zionism.
Very interesting.

[United Nations Geneva @UNGeneva]

Even
War
Has
Rules.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

I just saw the craziest thing. Someone pressed the wrong floor on an elevator and it lit up. They double clicked the floor and it became unlit and undone. The future is crazy.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

@MikeTyson thanks for showing love back at pergola

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

@BryceDHoward I’m writing a book that’ll probably get a movie deal one day. I want you to direct it.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

Wait…is topher short for Christopher??? I’m just now learning this.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

Stop putting avocado in every damn sandwich. Jesus Christ

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

Don’t underestimate scarves. They keep you super warm.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

@JennyTaft was forced to use a women’s only bathroom and now she’s very distraught. Someone check on her.

[youngwalrus @waterfrontfiend]

They did their best but black panther 2 was super wak. All the scenes with Namor was cool tho.

[Amy Pechacek @pechacek_amy]

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