Jimmy

equal opportunity hater

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@BarstoolYak @rone Why did @BarstoolPAT request that the barstool hook up spiderweb not include him? Which Barstool employee did he hook up with?

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

This is why you don’t let alcoholic minors handle supply for your coin @blknoiz06.

New shiny thing pops up, he moves on, realizes he exposed himself, and tries to back track.

[jazz 🀄️🐂 @youngjazzeth]

ayo while $CATE is cooking

DO NOT FORGET $ANSEM

DO NOT, LEG SOON 500m SOON 1b SOON

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

Lmao someone realized he messed up

This kids never putting out any banger, fire, or cracked solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump content.

Honestly shocked @blknoiz06 fell for his shit.

Ggs I guess

[jazz 🀄️🐂 @youngjazzeth]

drop wallets for $ANSEM

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@TheMisterTurtle Use the other word

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@playmatejaylene He’s not gonna have sex with you.

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

Teenage grifter @youngjazzeth has moved onto $cate after pocketing the $Ansem given to him to airdrop.

Will he manage to secure a 2nd portion of supply by saying he’ll airdrop it?

[jazz 🀄️🐂 @youngjazzeth]

yo @PoorGoat_ let me airdrop my tiktok

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$CATE innit fucking cate.

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@JeffNadu We know….that guy clearly isn’t Amish

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@Emilyaustin I thought you were against a trans James Bond 🤔

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@JackMac Making the part 2 of my first message it’s own comment for exposure.

Pat then chimed in saying something like “leave me off of it” to which the person making the sex map said “no”.

My hypothesis? There is at least one male down low employee at Barstool that hooked up with Pat.

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@youfadedwealth Bruh if you were deported just say that

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

Threw a handful of M&Ms at the asshole kid that wouldn’t shut up during the commercials before Toy Story 5 and apparently I’M the bad guy?

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@JackMac Pat then chimed in saying something like “leave me off of it” to which the person making the sex map said “no”.

My hypothesis? There is at least one male down low employee at Barstool that hooked up with Pat.

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@JackMac 2 things.

1. We need to see the text from Austin -> Mook.

2. (I don’t think anyone is talking about this one) When this was being discussed on a podcast (idk which one), someone said they were going to map out office hookups for the past few years……

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@danijackel_ HAHAHAHAH!

Classic Dani 😂😂😂

You’re such a prankster

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@stoolsalesguy HA!! It’s funny because it’s August, and saying it gets cold out there in December implies they STILL WOULDN’T HAVE COMPLETED THE CHALLENGE 😂

Good one Gaz. Effortless humor as usual!

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@refute_again @seasaint Some of them work alone, some (very few) work with law enforcement as informants. One things for sure and that’s if you’ve ever been in one, the whole things recorded and there’s a file on you somewhere. It’s just a matter of who has it

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@refute_again @seasaint Sometimes. But the old ladies usually just work the front.

Those places operate 2 separate businesses. Massage & blackmail. They have cameras in the entire building, and outside & in nearby parking lots so they can link your face to a license plate.

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@RobProvince I don’t think she was referring to race here.

There weren’t, and still currently aren’t, any Barbie’s that look like their eyes are about to pop out of their heads.

[Jimmy @watermelonjimbo]

@untaxxable Damn….here I was thinking you were black

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@JeffNadu That’s a women, Jeff.

They don’t all look the same.