Courtney Beckers

Relentless Optimist. Mother. Hockey. Dog friend. We’re all mad here.

[Courtney Beckers @wateronroad]

Hey @Xfinity I spent 3 hours on the phone with your company last week because you fraudulently charged me for an account I canceled 2 years ago. No one has provided a resolution. Pretty absurd you choose to operate to intentionally and fraudulently take money from your customer

[Courtney Beckers @wateronroad]

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport DM sent, perusing legal action at this point.

[Courtney Beckers @wateronroad]

Hey @Xfinity I spent 3 hours on the phone with your company last week because you fraudulently charged me for an account I canceled 2 years ago. No one has provided a resolution. Pretty absurd you choose to operate to intentionally and fraudulently take money from your customer

[Courtney Beckers @wateronroad]

@gibbonlo @robreiner Might as well just slap anyone who makes a joke. Violence is the answer, clearly 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

[Courtney Beckers @wateronroad]

@WFLAJB @WFLA Dexter?

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

In Norway, 5 people were just killed by bow and arrow.

In Las Vegas, Stephen Paddock shot and killed 60, while another 411 were wounded by gunfire.

But sure, basically the same thing.

[Sammy @sammyray87]

🤣🤣🤣

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

We love you Britney!!! Stay strong ❤️❤️❤️

[NHL @NHL]

That's one GORGEOUS OT winner from @jamiebenn14!

NHL x @trulyseltzer

[Courtney Beckers @wateronroad]

Texas needs someone who will regulate their power grid the way they regulate the uterus.

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

As a public defender, I couldn't even use the same bathroom as jurors during a trial.

[Courtney Beckers @wateronroad]

Uhhhhh. Well. Cause I said so.

[Virgin Pickle Queen @GorillaaMamaa]

I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

[Courtney Beckers @wateronroad]

Dr. Lang wants to clone humans.

[🇨🇦 Canadians Stand With The Resistance! 🇨🇦 @CarmenN1955]

I am exhausted! I am exhausted by all the dumbfuckery going on in Trumplandia. I am also Canadian. How are my American friends managing this destruction of your country when I can barely cope???

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

What. The. Fuck.

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

One day the red MAGA hat will be viewed about the same way we view the Confederate flag and the swastika.

[Charles McBee @CharlesMcBee]

This final season of America is WILD.