Watershed Brewing Co.

T-shirt Salesman. Fake brewery owner. iNflUenCeR

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 16 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@calgarycoder @MarcusBrais

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@TiltedCoffee24 Driving around the hills above Kona at 7 in the morning, I went coffee farm hopping and had my mind properly blown. Backdoored them the same way I wander into breweries lol. Worked pretty much the same way except they'd never heard of Watershed 😆.

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@calgarycoder @evilgoatbrewing @MHBrewCo You need a contract home brewery. Best decision I've ever made 😆

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@MarkConnollyCBC Got kicked in the head by a horse when I was in my late 2's. Everything after that is pretty vivid. Everything before is blank. Not that a lot of people have vivid 2yo memories lol.

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@calgarycoder @MHBrewCo I probably should brew one. I could use a keg or two of that particular style this summer. I miss abusing my taste buds.

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I haven't ventured here much in the last few months
So the first thing I'll do is shamelessly pitch my kid's Soccer 50/50. Payout is at $1800 right now so what have you got to lose? (Besides money.)
In support of Griffin Pearson Canucks only...sorry. 🇨🇦
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 16 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@DGBassani I'm confused. Pretty sure the only line to cross once you've signed onto the parent train is not feeding them dinner at all. I mean, grilled cheese involves cooking. Cold cereal still makes the cut as far as I'm concerned.

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@NewYorkNixon And Lego... dang, they sell over 400 million tires per year.

I'm leaning towards wheels.

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@NewYorkNixon I mean, Hot Wheels represents 16 billion wheels and most of those don't have doors. Why would you post this debate publicly? I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about this. Dang it.

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@loxyisme I'd only get concerned if I ran out of ammo. But there's plenty of dry goods if things got bad. Beans and rice might get old after a while but there's a few months worth of "no supplies, no power" food stocked up.

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@ryanbolin I'm way too low class to answer this question lol. Good luck! And congrats on 10 when you get there.

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@yegsheens I mean, if you're in a pinch, I'm not sure if there's an easier bread to make yourself.

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@twittem That is to say you still have stuff on spining disks...translation, you're old 😆

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@calgarycoder @joshuahake I very intentionally show up late to any event where an icebreaker is a possibility. Or I will just leave until it's over. No one dictates how I break ice. I'm a walking ice breaker... on my own terms, always.

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@johnbergen4 I can. I mean not legally in Alberta, but I can lol

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@calgarycoder Ford baby. No shortage of broken rigs lol. There's a method to my madness. Gotta play the long game.