Jeff

tree-hugging christian-nationalist hippie
electrical engineer

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

imagine owning this and having no appreciation for it at all.

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

@iFBugFights @DoDeportations eh. nah.

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

@DoDeportations he’s missing a few more programs but it’s a start.

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

@CaseyPutsch of course it does.

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Jay, and Ben Franklin are going to be really shocked when they find out that you don’t think their opinion matters.

[Nicholas Mugalli @RealNickMugalli]

@KobeissiLetter This chart rn

[Nymdok @Nymdok]

Wtf would i pay a different price than the next guy for the same thing? 🤷‍♂️

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

@Nymdok gimme a big mac clanker and fuck yo money

[Theo Wold @RealTheoWold]

Since Idaho is cooler than your state, we have a ballot initiative this November to name our official state gun.

And my inbox has just been filled with people wondering which gun I plan to vote for.

I am proud today to announce that I will be voting for the Winchester .44-40.

Otherwise known as the gun that won the west!

[Desi H-1Bhenchods @desitechsuppoat]

Remember this dancing bhenchod? the one @IzzatStatus found when a student loan scammer called?

Him and his friend how have two USCIS cases and EIGHT further ones at EEOC, thanks to you.

Go to my profile and search "FRAUD IN YOUR UNDERWEAR" and go look at that thread. All of it.

[Mr. PumpkinFace @MrPumpkinFace1]

I’ve never seen an Indian baby. I assume they reproduce in one of 2 ways.

1. When they get hit by trains, their dismembered parts sprout entirely new Indians.

2. They spring out of street poop like the Uruk-hai.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

"Biden did it too"

Yes.

Pointing out that the guy you love is just like the guy you hate isn't the great profound dunk that y'all believe that it is.

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

@WhippingSpoon I should really try to get out there but it may not be until im retired. also fine because no clock. :)

[Izzatologist @IzzatStatus]

Jeets have not yet learned to stop tagging Grok when they are lying.

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

moar gay government

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING — President Trump signs an executive order directing every federal agency to begin integrating with America(dot)gov, creating a single AI-powered gateway for U.S. government services.

[Matt Bramanti @mattbramanti]

yaaassss kween

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

@desitechsuppoat @EPA something MUST be done about this!

[Desi H-1Bhenchods @desitechsuppoat]

⚠️HEAVY H-1B DOWNPOURS ARE EXPECTED IN TEXAS TODAY ALONG THE I-35 CORRIDOR

ℹ️EXPECT CURRY IN DIRTY MICROWAVES IN OFFICES

[Braxton McCoy @braxton_mccoy]

GM. Excellent day to deport Ilhan Omar.

[Jeff @WatershedNat]

i used my full name until people, presumably on my own side, started posting pictures of my house, and my parents’ phone number, address, and names.

now I display the only thing required to say hello to someone - my first name.

nothing to do with courage and everything to do with not draggjng my 80 year old folks into some gay twitter ordeal.