ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN !

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[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

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⠀ ⠀⠀ WONDER TWIN POWERS
⠀ ⠀⠀ ———————ACTIVATE !!

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

you like this game though, don’t you? i can play along if you want ——don’t get me wrong.

i can definitely go full lion king if you want, sis.

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

. . .

okay, could you help me up then?

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

wait, jayna. i don’t like this game. it’s too dramatic and scary.

( crossing his arms and shaking his head disappointedly. )

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

( suddenly turns into a lion & hangs off a conveniently placed cliff )

ZAN. BROTHER..... LION KING REFERENCE!

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

@ jayna it’s u

[blah @23lollz]

this is me btw

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

( looks to the right. looks to the left. )

hey … hey, jayna. sis.

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

( looks to the left. looks to the right. )

hey... hey, @watershift. bro.

[🕷️* ️ MOON ️ .ᐟ @silkedmoons]

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[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

BLUE BEETLE! Jayna and I have made our long awaited return.

I’m doing great——i’m sure Jayna’s doing great, too! I hope.

How about you?

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

WE’RE NOT GOING TO JAIL IF WE HAVE AN AIRTIGHT ALIBI, SIS!!

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

GUESS IF YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, I'M GOING TO JAIL.

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

NO!! BECAUSE YOU’RE MY TWIN AND THAT’S TWIN LAW; WE HAVE TO COVER FOR EACH OTHER!!

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

BUT ISN'T THAT PURGE-JURY ON MY PART OR SOMETHING??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND LAW!

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

i mean, i never thought about that.

um. if anyone asks where i was last week on thursday at four twenty-seven in the afternoon, just make sure to say that we were eating brunch together.

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

oh bro. i mean... does your water form have dna traces of you? because if so... yea.

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

@critterconfigs hypothetically, if i were in a form of water in bucket and someone used me to clean up a scene of a crime … do you think i’d be held legally responsible? just hypothetically.

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

IT’S NOT SMALL AND PATHETIC … it’s big and strong ..

either way … NU-UH!! no i don’t. i don’t ’cause i said so. i ate ALL of that earth grape smudge this morning.

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

you literally still have earth grape smudge on your small, pathetic stubble

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

it’s been five million zillion billion years ……. i had earth grape jam too ….. that was so yummy ….. ten jillion million zillion billion years ago ……

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

DUDE, I SAW YOU THIS MORNING. WE ATE TOASTED EARTH BREAD & DISCUSSED K DRAMAS

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

͏

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

JAAAAAYYYNNNNAAa !!!

jayna .. you’re here .. it’s been ten million zillion years ….

[𝓙𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐀 @critterconfigs]

NOT FORM OF ENDLESS TEARS, ZAN ! ! !

I'M RIGHT HERE.

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

where

is my sister

[ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓩AN ! @watershift]

guys i think jayna forgot me in the freezer ( i’m an ice cube )

[゛𝑴anhunter , @ECHOOFMARS]

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⠀⠀i am not the strongest ,
⠀⠀i am not the fastest ,
⠀⠀but i endure , and in that …
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