Cody Schmidt

Life's a garden, dig it.

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

I stopped waiting for that light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

Bae: come over
Big D: Nah I’m fishin with da boyz
Bae: I’m home alone
Big D:

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

Hey everyone I’ve been car shopping and am looking for a reliable vehicle fav if you think the rock rt for Tesla thanks for the help!

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

Walmart crackhead: "DAYUM SON UR TRUG FINE AS HELL
Me: ya the bank owns it
Crackhead: BET DA BANK DONT OWN DAT ASS *slaps ass*
Me:

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

@Collin308 Ya @DylanZwick10 you phaeeeg

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Don't say anything, just retweet 😂💀 https://t.co/0e1lmXxPA8

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When I try to dance

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

Before the night out vs. after

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"I'm not ready for kids" 😂😂 https://t.co/YWFYHAzDz6

[Dylan Zwick @DylanZwick10]

Cody after his warm-up set @WatrfowlKing https://t.co/vH1qGEAXQs

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

@DylanZwick10 That kid don't got shit on me 🙄

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

When the you tell bae "Saturdays are for the boyz!" For the millionth time

[A_Aron @Amen_VandeHey]

@WatrfowlKing https://t.co/HIQFMC1DDz

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

@TiannaGeiger https://t.co/jYqQeyHDmH

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you ask you girl what she wants to eat and she actually decides

[Cody Schmidt @WatrfowlKing]

@TiannaGeiger https://t.co/WRx5qmOAXw