Kyle Watson

Everyday I wake I tell myself a little harmless lie; the whole wide world is mine.

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

@boburnham 👏🏼

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

@blink182 #WORKSUCKS @blink182 🚦

[Netflix @netflix]

“40 eggs?!? That was one egg!”

[Jessi 🤘🏻 @jessinicoleb]

even if you’re not having a baja blast you gotta live each day like it’s your baja last

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

@jess__sandoval

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

@laurakcastillo so that’s why you busted out animal crossing

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

😌

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

🤙🏼

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

this little guy is now 6 😩

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

pure domination 🏆🇺🇸

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

the rodney dangerfield passage from norm's book is one of the funniest things i've ever read

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

🥺🥺🥺 https://t.co/c3edzxTu0t

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

@jess__sandoval i heard you’re gonna watch my girl next 🥴

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

@TheImPASHable you think this is slicked back?! this is pushed back

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

https://t.co/tpSRoPbS0D

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Sandlot (1993)

[Kyle Watson @watson_watsoff_]

@kylie78485723 @killen4food @kendallmac91 @Suns @DevinBook @KylieJenner right? what a moron! he usually only defends caitlyn jenner for some reason