Lili Watson

Editor at Local Ginch. Daytime egg slinger. Professional grandfather.

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

@thorpeta17 *These* are not spirit fingers!
*THESE* are fucking spirit fingers.

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

@peck_aaron Did you microwave said burrito?

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

“I have no skepticism about language. I know it can bamboozle. But I am a believer.” —William Gass https://t.co/c4fZdQEXUE

[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

Try something different today. Eat a pine cone

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

@neverletudrwn Says the person who comes with me to the H’Ween store every year!! Is this just to amuse me?!

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

@neverletudrwn Hi invite pls

[Reductress @Reductress]

Why Millennials are DESTROYING My Vagina: https://t.co/UVAwRfYErg

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

Tearful last coffee at Our Town today. The place is packed with people saying goodbye. What the fuck is happening to us?

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

Considering getting day drunk to this fun little sad bastard playlist I just made

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

@chelseaobyrne Where's my TED talk

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

@chelseaobyrne One time in a drunken rage I melted a bowl of stale cheese so it "wouldn't be stale anymore"

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

❤️❤️❤️❤️ Deal!!! https://t.co/YR1RlC33g2

[CCHSBC @cchs2004]

The #MayWah Hotel have new owners and will get the upgrades that it needs. #ChineseCanadian #ChinatownYVR #Chinatown https://t.co/qVF0QhQi6E

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

Purples at LAX. If I die waiting for air traffic to ease, bury me at the Barney's Beanery with one of those donut pillows around my neck.

[UEFA SNIPER @dreamboatslim]

All that once was directly lived has become mere representation.

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

2009: Maybe we'll pull off universal healthcare

2017: I hope the National Park Service employee who tweeted an objective fact is okay

[Ryan Padgham @RyanPadgham]

I love seeing the leaves change colors in Los Angeles in the fall.

[Lili Watson @watsonlili]

@tallsamira YER BEAUTIFUL, GODDAMN DIMPLES!

[ITSBIZKIT @ITSBIZKIT]

Scariest shit I've ever seen on twitter

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Beer before liquor; the sun starts to flicker. liquor before beer; the sun seems so near. starting w/ either one; I don't think thats a sun