watty🌴🌊

Dasani is the best water brand on Earth

[Brendan Tobin @Brendan_Tobin]

Bam Adebayo threw more punches in Vegas this weekend than Conor McGregor

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

and they always find some issue to upsell you on

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

"I'm here for the $29.99 oil change."

"Great. That'll be $75.80."

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

has Disney made anything in the last 10 years that's not a sequel or a live action remake? I feel like I never see anything original from them anymore.

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

MOANA live-action remake bombed harder than expected yesterday, making officially $13.9M on Friday (+$4.5M in previews).

As we told you here before, those $60M+ projections reported by trades have long been unrealistic. It’ll barely make $40M this weekend.

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

Taylor Walls, the greatest career .180 hitter!

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

A good example is HoTD. The entire story is already written. There is no reason to have a 2 year hiatus between seasons for only 8 episodes

[Lucas Shaw @Lucas_Shaw]

Netflix's top shows have been losing 30-70% of their audience between seasons 1 and 2. Executives are trying to figure out why.

Netflix's second season swoon & more in this week's newsletter:

https://t.co/KuhrAb97Dj

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

and yet America has accomplished far more in a fraction of time of the UK's existence lol

[R⎊M @LDNRom]

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

Because some people have kids/families & need the space of a compact or midsize SUV. I still don't understand why Tesla haven't ever made a compact/midsize SUV ever. It would sell 2x more than the Model Y.

[Mike P @mikepat711]

People in the USA who are buying a car for 35-45k that choose anything other than a Tesla are bird brains. I will hear no argument. If you feel differently you are a fool. These are the facts

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

@yourfavnewyorkr is the AC in Madison Square Garden being set to 78 for Taylor's wedding? are all government buildings & politicians homes AC set to 78? The politicians didn't follow the rules during COVID (that they enforced), what makes you think they're going to follow them now?

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

because all politicians lead by "do as I say, not as I do". So if they won't follow their own rules/requests, why should we?

[WokeYe @WokeYe_]

I like how he just said “hey if we set it to 78 we could maybe not have the power grid overload so everyone could have ac” and ppl acting like he is holding a gun to your head to turn your ac down

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

they should adopt the hockey version of offsides

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

This is getting ridiculous.

Should soccer remove the offside rule? 🤔

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

that's called a Rivian. if you want to force Tesla's hand, then stop buying their cars. money always talks.

[Ethan @EZebroni]

Not big enough.

We want a full-size SUV for all the kids we are having.

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

3 reasons. 1) There are actual memorable moments outside of touchdowns. In soccer, all highlights only come from goals/insane saves. 2) the endless flopping is so painful to watch. 3) so much happens yet at the same time, nothing happens for 95% of the match

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Crazy to me that Americans think soccer is too slow and low scoring.

NFL game has 7 minutes of action over a 4 hour broadcast & if a touchdown was worth 1 point instead of 6 most games would have similar score lines…

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

$28 billion CAPEX vs $190 billion & we're only halfway through 2026 lol

[Flippie | Stock Analysis @FlippieFinance]

$MSFT in 2023:

- Stock: $370
- Revenue: $212B
- Net income: $72B

$MSFT now:

- Stock: $370
- Revenue: $319B
- Net income: $125B

Make this make any sense..

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

social media really needs to start permanently banning people recording while driving

[yoxic @yoxics]

ExtraEmily nearly gets into a car crash after looking at her chat while driving 😳

"whoopsies, its fine"

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

Prime Day is just marking up prices before the event & then “discounting” it to the original price

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

if a politician is going to demand a private citizen to pay 5% in extra taxes because of their success, then that politician should be required to pay an extra 5% of their net worth every year they're in office

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Elon, how about just paying the 5% instead of hurling random insults?

And here are the facts, man. Your USAID cuts did this: https://t.co/OPROIIve0Q

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

Soccer is just a sport to see which team is better getting away with flopping that day. Not which team is the better skilled team lol.

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

Florida drivers in a nutshell just to save 3 seconds

[Keyfi Paylaşımlar @keyfipyIasimIar]

Çılgın sürücüler için tasarlanmış bir otoyol hayal edin.

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

jobs report & upcoming SpaceX IPO. Most likely people selling off stocks to shore up cash for the IPO.

[Kelly @SelfMadeMastery]

Why is the market bleeding out today?

[watty🌴🌊 @WatsonRansom]

I like Baker & am glad he's our QB, but I hope we don't break the bank on him. He's Jameis Winston 2.0 with a higher floor

[Rick Stroud @NFLSTROUD]

Baker Mayfield on contract extension talks. “Not anywhere close to what we were thinking,” Mayfield said. “Would love to be here long term but as of right now that’s not exactly the case. But I’m under contract for 2026. The guys in that locker room, the staff know that I’m still gonna be me. I’m still going to do everything I can to help this team win a Super Bowl. TO me that’s the priority. Everything else will take care of itself. “