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Disabled army vet beaten by DC police for kneeling with my hands up. A better world is possible.

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@DavisLizzie Western Europe for spring break, what a calling 🙄

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@DavisLizzie When I asked my mom, she produced a letter from my first grade teacher on a spelling test I had trouble paying attention to. I also apparently didn't finish the testing she took me to because I was too distracted??

I also constantly forgot to turn in my homework when I did it 🙃

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@Dr_Doughstax

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@CeeHawk Houston is the blackest city in Texas, and it still has twice as many hispanic people. You'd have to be crazy to try and exclude Mexicans from the Texas hip hop scene

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@TomTaylorMade

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@dpalm66 A star lineman got rattled, and practice came to a halt. Later, a scout team lineman BROKE HIS FEMUR and the coaches just moved practice 15 yards down field. Kid needed life flight.

15 yards.

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@marxandlennon Billionaire owner doesn't spend money? Straight to jail. Billionaire owner *does* spend money? Believe it or not, jail

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@Dr_Doughstax The team was chanting "We want Houston!" during the parade lol. It has been immensely fun being the heel. I have a shirt that says "HATE US" with the H star logo. At first, people in DC thought I was wearing it as a fuck you to the Astros

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@DavisLizzie

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@DavisLizzie That was freshman year. Dang

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@Dr_Doughstax Props to Judge, but my MVP is Metal Body Part Lastname

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@Dr_Doughstax Sidenote: I didn't take my own under armour to the combine because the said they would provide some. They were sleeveless. For my pasty ginger ass that did *not* bring sunscreen, in Houston in June. I burned so bad I had to miss a week long camp at UH. Fuck Art Briles 😤😤😤

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@Dr_Doughstax Fr. I went to a Baylor combine in high school partially because I fit the bill: 6'2" 265 pulling guard (my ankles aren't small, my calves are just huge 😤). As a UH fan, I had been a Briles fan boy since 2005 or 2006. I really wanted to play for him.

Fuck Art Briles

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@dpalm66 Wait wtf, he has a show on comedy central?? Is he trying to be Black Bill Maher??

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@marxandlennon LASD is particularly bad. Villanueva's former chief of staff literally pled guilty to gang membership.

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@mariacruzCFISD @jvhsprincipal @AmandaVTran @JerseyVillageHS @JerseyVillageTX @CyFairISD @jvhsprincipal can you please comment on why rainbows are ok in the sky and not in the classrooms? I'm going to need a much better reason than "controversial". My friends and I are angry and alarmed by our school conceding to the anti-lgbt crowd. Your students deserve better.

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@DavisLizzie The thing that got me was the sheer volume of liquid. I have to drink half a gallon of this shit???

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@shanthropology @Anarchopology "What if they use the cash for drugs??"

Idc, that's what I was going to spend it on lol. I literally only have cash when I'm buying weed

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@marxandlennon What I've been seeing is "so the water HAS gotten this low before, must be that gLobAl WArMinG I hear so much about"