Elle McClenny

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

i want a boyfriend but don’t want to do anything to get one. i just kinda hope a tall and emotionally intelligent guy walks up to me in the street and asks to buy me coffee and then we kiss

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

As an extrovert, I feel personally victimized by my own social anxiety

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

@katykesler Name three

[Addatude @addatude_]

I thought that the kid who saw mommy kissing Santa Claus saw mommy participating in an affair before I ever considered it was the dad dressed as Santa

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

Hey @coleswindell @OneBlockSouthKC misses you and Kanza would love it if you stopped by during your rain out! Maybe bring along a friend for a quick song?? @LukeBryanOnline #FarmTour2019 #RainorShine #KC

[One Block South KC @OneBlockSouthKC]

Hey @LukeBryanOnline, sorry your show in Louisberg got rained out, we've got a stage ready for you at #KanzaHall! #FarmTour2019 #RainOrShine #KC

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

Anyone else cryin in the club*? *the bathroom at your job as an SLP #everyonedeservesavoice

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

@shmanda_pandaa The Tan/Alexis to my JVN/David 😘😘

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

If you don’t got no giddie up then giddie out my way

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

@katykesler McClenny 2020: I’m obsessed

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

@andreasavage Are you sure this isn’t Netflix’s favorite heartthrob @noahcent?

[molly @mmb00z]

i’m not like other girls. i don’t have a freckle on my wrist. i guess i’m just quirky like that.

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

I feel personally attacked by @pen15show. I know I was painful, but I just really don’t like to think about it!

[G. Allen Ratliff, PhD, LCSW (they) @gee_arat]

“The authors found that ‘graduate students are more than six times as likely to experience depression and anxiety as compared to the general population.’ It’s a ‘mental health crisis,’ the authors write” https://t.co/mM8J8gquKp

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Millennial culture is spending multiple years and thousands of dollars getting a degree in something you're passionate about but being more proud that you went to the grocery store and made yourself a Whole Meal

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

@mulaney @nickkroll Geroge and Gil’s next prank’d show: So Much Salmon

[Elle McClenny @wattheELLE]

@mulaney Im forever mourning the closing of Co-op after one night. Thank you for these timeless songs! Also write more music.