Side chicks know their role
They don’t nag
They don’t withhold sex
They don’t kill your drive with endless complaints
They make you feel wanted every time you see them
They compete for your attention instead of feeling entitled to it
They dress to impress because they know presentation matters
They stroke your ego instead of tearing it down
They appreciate your time because they don’t get all of it
They stay feminine because they know their value depends on it
Meanwhile, wives and girlfriends get lazy, stop trying, and assume you’ll never leave
Side chicks are proof that when women have competition, they become the women men actually want to be around