Jack Watts Doing Things

The continuing adventures of Former Number One Draft Pick Jack Watts.

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Jack Watts dismissing the possibility of meaningful romance

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Jack Watts no longer doing things.

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Jack Watts no longer doing things.

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Jack Watts reconceptualising his career as a lesson on the death of narrative

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Jack Watts bellowing "I don't know who needs to hear this" as he rams his car through your loungeroom window

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Jack Watts building an AI to calculate the most efficient football tactics, not knowing that it will eventually destroy the world

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Jack Watts reconceptualising his career as a lesson on the death of narrative

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Jack Watts starting to think that "I want to be at a club who play finals" magic monkey paw wish might have had an ironic catch.

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Jack Watts fattening you up for export

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Jack Watts looking forward to seeing the urban football elite sent into the remote regions - an experiment in football Maoism!

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Jack Watts looking forward to seeing the urban football elite sent into the remote regions - an experiment in football Maoism!

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Jack Watts recoiling in horror at the thronging multitudes

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Jack Watts urging his teammates to be as merciless as a Turkish machine gun and as inspired as Kemal Ataturk #afltigersdees

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Jack Watts constructing a viruspunk future

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Jack Watts lighting a real estate agency on fire and explaining "the world needs laughter"

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Jack Watts wondering how football will end

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Jack Watts lighting a real estate agency on fire and explaining "the world needs laughter"

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Jack Watts putting together a reading list to prepare teammates for the coming fascist biopolitics - Foucault, Kantorowicz, Kochie.

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Jack Watts having his board shorts company make a pandemic themed pastel coloured t-shirt inevitably called a "quaran-tee"

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Jack Watts having his board shorts company make a pandemic themed pastel coloured t-shirt inevitably called a "quaran-tee"

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Jack Watts putting together a reading list to prepare teammates for the coming fascist biopolitics - Foucault, Kantorowicz, Kochie.