Fartin’ Lang

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

We had a good thing, Canada.

A quiet arrangement.

You kept watch up north, didn’t make noise, didn’t screw around.

We covered the heavy lifting.

You backed us up, built a few ships, some icebreakers, flew the flag at NATO, pretended to be a country that gave a damn. We saluted your officers and let you slide when things got bloody.

We asked for help and you sent 26,000 to places like Korea while we sent 1.1 million. We suffered more deaths than your total deployed forces and that was ok because you were nice and you had to remain focused on keeping the north defended.

Now look at you.

Your navy’s a joke, less combat power than a drug cartel with Zodiac boats.

Your GDP’s circling the drain, and instead of fixing it, you’re too busy playing dress-up at climate conferences and pretending that TikTok diplomacy will stop a hypersonic missile. You have 3 rusty submarines in commission and a few at the Edmonton Mall plus a few small frigates. You have more generals and Admiral than working tanks. You spend less per GDP on defense than Albania or Slovakia.

You won’t spend.
You won’t build.
You won’t fight.

You have the longest arctic shoreline in the world but most of your unimpressive “icebreaker” fleet are small patrol craft that would be crushed in heavy ice.

You are a Pacific Nation but couldn’t defend your selves from the Chinese fishing fleet let alone their Coast Guard or Navy.

But you’ll sure as hell talk.

Talk about “shared values” while you freeload off the defense umbrella we pay for. Talk about “peacekeeping” while China cuts your undersea cables and Russia maps your Arctic. Talk about how important your role is in NATO knowing full well your only authority is the billets, joint exercises and training we give you,

You think this continent defends itself?

You think because you’re polite and bilingual and serve maple syrup at the G7, you get a pass?

You think getting angry about memes will protect you from ismalocommies already inside the gate?

That someone else, USA, will show up when it gets hot in the Arctic or North Pacific?

Not gonna happen because we don’t have a single icebreaker that hasn’t suffered a catastrophic loss and no longer have a fleet capable of evacuating our bases in the Pacific let alone defending your coast.

You had a good thing.
You could’ve been useful.
You chose to be a burden.
And when the day comes, and it will come, don’t expect a call back.

We’re done babysitting the unarmed.

You had two jobs. Two. Stop the spread of Communism by nodding along with our anti-marxist rhetoric and defending your own coast. You have failed miserably at both.

And now you’re no longer even nice. You roll over to china and waive fentanyl through our border while booing the American flag and banning our products.

Then when we call out the truth you start pulling on our sympathy strings with posts talking about what great allies you were in WW2 and Korea.

I love and admire all you lost and all Canadians who served but that was a long time ago and I absolutely zero respect for today’s Royal Canadian “navy” or your politicians.

We had a great thing going Canada and paid you trillions in sweetheart deals like NAFTA, open borders and all our best intel vis five eyes.

All you had to do was be nice, not elect commies and patrol your own coast in return. You blew it.

[Tyler Green @GreenTyler27]

The nuclear ban in Australia must be overturned as fast as humanely possible. We’re being left in the dust when it comes to energy production.

[Fartin’ Lang @Watty2377]

@Hugh_96 Hilarious the Tahs are whinging when they’re keeping Lambert from going to the Reds

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

The third world is the third world because it is inhabited by third worlders.

It’s not “oppression”, not “remnants of colonialism”, nor anything else commies and shitlibs concoct to blame first worlders.

It’s just shitpeople doing shit people things.

[Fartin’ Lang @Watty2377]

@centralNRL At least the black and yellow are actual WA sporting colours

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@theSaintJam @TrenchM1941 Late war fallschirmjager vibes

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@ranmasaotome96 What about the cinematic perfection this is Inspector Gadget 2?

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@ThePMGN Don’t SEC students still traditionally ‘dress up’ more than other conferences?

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@Ricky_Molnar @SolidStapp Not the concentric boerewors

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@FlushLeftPoison @jordanhknight_ They’re a pair of Sydney private school boys pretending to be from outback QLD

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@DaRightVol11 @CollegeFBonX I think it depends on the design team, Tennessee did theirs in house using adidas templates

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@obsxrver @itsnotmyketchup Stompin’ Tom spoke of this

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@ChristypDoran Valetini offers nothing in defense, plenty of go forward in attack but he’s not a big hitter

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@thingsMorgsays1 @pstudeba8 @ReggieHoggedUp I think they’re what 14-17 is referring too considering just about every other SEC team is mentioned by name

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@AmphetaminesLOL @Nirgal451 NASCAR has fallen so far since the early 2000s

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@StabilerFella @historigins F-111s tank-killmogged A-10cels in desert storm

[John Macgowan @john_macgowan]

It’s crazy how, in the US, with absolute freedom of speech, the government still finds ways to curb their media’s ability to recklessly damage strategic alliances or national security, but in Australia, with zero freedom of speech, we let the media do whatever they want.

[Fartin’ Lang @Watty2377]

@Dylbro2 @Howlingmutant0 @danktrex “I don't think it's good, I don't think it's bad. But it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it."

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@KennethStratfo2 @PyroAvok @xxxxLegolasxxxx @ShitpostRock Let Marvin in Big Red One

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Nearly 40% of children in New York State are foreign-born or the children of migrants. Of that group, about 85% are migrants from the third world. The education debate (like so many others) often disguises the real debate.