Ari :D

word

[bri @bribrisimps]

the devil hears that you’re nauseous and sends you a tesla uber that is heavily air freshened

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are the minions unionized

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

"sealed with a kiss" WRONG!! kissed with a seal 🫶

[h @ruinsunflower]

i have to let it linger

[. @mithkii]

When the beautiful summer evening randomly makes you feel like the loneliest person on earth

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

every time you see a pigeon on the street they think this about you btw

[Shrimp Trillionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Made a minor error at work and it has now resulted in six (6) emails on the subject

[manic pixie wet dream girl @archfemesis]

I can’t wait for Love Island to be over so I can go back to watching movies again

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw

[yas @adoomies3]

Trinity is simply going to win love island for being the realest bitch on this show since Serena Page

[Marv🥀 @findingmvy]

kc will be 80 years old still telling his grandkids about how nobody picked him on love island usa. pathetic asf

[yas @adoomies3]

I’m not gonna lie, Zach, Corbin, Sincere and KC are collectively the worst group of men I’ve ever seen on any love island series. I better not see any brands endorsing these men no shade they can stick to their podcasts

[izacc @izaccq]

Wrigleyville being next to Boystown has the same energy as 4th of July coming after pride month

[SluttySchiaparelli @coochnigs]

This why you shouldn’t name your kids bullshit. Cuz your son’s name is sincere and all he do is lie like do you not see how that’s a problem

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[salem @salemmitchell]

i told myself i wouldn’t take love island too serious but if you don’t fw with trinity you don’t fw me i’m so sorry