When it’s warm up north and cold here, looking at the sunrise through the steam coming off the Mississippi makes it look like the entire river is on fire.
Every time I receive a notice to join a class action suit I sign on immediately. Half the time I don’t even know who we’re suing, but as soon as they put that check in the mail those crooks can go to hell!
This house was built with materials from the World’s Fair teardown and had a secret prohibition room behind a false wall in the basement. Now it’s gonna be private equity senior care apartments.
Your employer should be allowed to put cameras in the bathroom stalls at work. And inside your car if you drive it to work. As long as you’ve got nothing to hide it really shouldn’t matter.
Every boy should be taught how to play an instrument before they are taught how to use the internet. If Fred Durst was born into this generation he would’ve shot his entire math class instead of writing Break Stuff.