Wade

CEO at self-employed

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Just got to work

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Any yal got facebook

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Added another Mike to my phone’s contacts today. Someday it would be cool to get together with all my #Mikes at the same time.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

When it’s warm up north and cold here, looking at the sunrise through the steam coming off the Mississippi makes it look like the entire river is on fire.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Every time I receive a notice to join a class action suit I sign on immediately. Half the time I don’t even know who we’re suing, but as soon as they put that check in the mail those crooks can go to hell!

[Wade @wavefornachot]

I love Juno

[Wade @wavefornachot]

This house was built with materials from the World’s Fair teardown and had a secret prohibition room behind a false wall in the basement. Now it’s gonna be private equity senior care apartments.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Love to watch Sunday Night Football. I love to watch every other variety of football too.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

@YarnoldPalmer What!! Office pooper 🫵 office pooper 🫵

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Your employer should be allowed to put cameras in the bathroom stalls at work. And inside your car if you drive it to work. As long as you’ve got nothing to hide it really shouldn’t matter.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Fishing with dad. Catching monsters.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Drinking a coffee in the garden with the hummingbirds and the morning glories.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Every boy should be taught how to play an instrument before they are taught how to use the internet. If Fred Durst was born into this generation he would’ve shot his entire math class instead of writing Break Stuff.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

I got a few plants that eat bugs. I also got a cousin who used to eat bugs.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Private equity is ruining this country. I wish rich people would just get real jobs instead of buying & breaking absolutely everything.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

Zoomers wear sperrys and white ankle socks to a business casual office. They should be fired.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

@kyleoneal Thank you fam

[Wade @wavefornachot]

What do you think of these lilies? It’s my birthday

[Wade @wavefornachot]

I would love to buy a convertible Labaron for the summer and then forget to use my E brake near a tall bluff when I can’t sell it this winter.

[Wade @wavefornachot]

The chop is taking me further and further away from where I desperately need to be. But so is life.