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22, she/her

[🐏☁️Aum/Anton☁️🐏 @auminiii]

still one of my favorite tweets of all time

[a @waveryyy]

if i can’t get a win im texting my last situationship happy birthday

[a @waveryyy]

i can’t win at hinge. i think i may be doomed to a lonesome life

[franny @maculvein]

thinking you could improve this is an unforgivable act of hubris

[a @waveryyy]

don’t adhd shame me bitch that text getting left UNREAD. however unfortunately you are completely correct

[aether @bluewdrift]

the real reason you’re tired all the time: it’s not your workload. it’s your open loops. the text you haven’t answered. the apology you owe. the decision you’re avoiding. the conversation you keep postponing. these run in the background of your mind all day, draining your battery. close your loops. watch your energy return. mental clutter is more exhausting than physical work ever will be.

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

ladies i’m so sorry you had to see that

[lemon 🍋 @lemoncaketen]

“Fall in love again and again” genuinely being the purpose of life and existence

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Ustedes piensan que es broma pero espérense al sábado.

El arma más potente que tiene Inglaterra contra Haaland es Jude, pero porque se pierde en sus ojos.

[a @waveryyy]

getting on this wave

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Jocks are coming back in a big way. The tech geek nerd type has maxed out their vision of progress/human virtue, turns out “being smart” ain’t all that. Turns out it’s always been about being genuinely happy, emotionally resilient, overall confident and healthy and hardworking

[princess˙⋆✮ @projecttcakes]

i love this

[a @waveryyy]

it’s so fucking stupid i hate it

[a @waveryyy]

i hope whoever designed this bullshit has a terrible day

[a @waveryyy]

@cinevow bae

[a @waveryyy]

FUCK YOU ENGLAND yeaah. fuckers

[a @waveryyy]

i hate this fucking emoji 🍄 it’s like only the most irritating people use it 🍄🍄🍄🍄

[a @waveryyy]

there is some animal living in the gutter right above my bathroom window and every time i take a shit i hear it rustling and scratching and shit and it’s Freaking me out

[a @waveryyy]

i don’t buy into all these characterizations of him that he secretly hates himself or is secretly super consciously insecure like. HIS ASS IS NOT THINKING. he’s an arrogant evil asshole who’s obsessed w power and his own image like no way. that shit is buried Deep

[a @waveryyy]

probably not i feel like he’s not socially aware enough to even think like this

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[a @waveryyy]

like he’s just So unaware. i don’t think a trillionaire gives a gaf what twitter thinks of him because. he’s a trillionaire. like…