Hermseidon

Odysseus is the bane my existence and Hermes really likes to fly

[Odysseus @ILovePenelope_]

to anyone wanting to be a future servant of mine...u saw what happened today. this is your warning.

[Hermseidon @wavesandwings]

I was hiding out trying to check on Odysseus and and Circe broke his whole life down...I guess women do know best #cursedagain- Hermes 🤔

[Hermseidon @wavesandwings]

What is Athena thinking helping my enemy Odysseus out during that bloodbath??!?! This is just ratchet 😒- Poseidon

[Hermseidon @wavesandwings]

Bet Odysseus is sorry now that he found out my problems with him are implacable haha- Poseidon 😏

[Ya Girl C@|¥p$0 @calypso_circe]

Changed his crew to animals...now to be friends with Odysseus 😏🔥🔥#byepenelope #whoevenispenelope

[Odysseus @ILovePenelope_]

really missin my son rn😞 @theycallmetelem

[Odysseus @ILovePenelope_]

so glad this war is finally over!! now I might not miss out on Telemachus' WHOLE life😅 #SorryTelem

[Odysseus @ILovePenelope_]

thanks to my ingenious plan, most of my men were saved from Polyphemus! #YoureWelcome

[Circe/Calypso @calypso_circe2]

With out Odysseus and his crew, I have no one to turn into animals...I'm having withdrawals 🦁🐒
~Circe

[Calypso/Circe @thegreekduo]

Odysseus has killed Polyphemus😢 It is just a matter of time before Poseidon punishes Odysseus and his crew! #downgoesthecyclopes

[Hermseidon @wavesandwings]

I honestly just gave Odysseus the best life advice...I should be a life coach- Hermes 👼

[Hermseidon @wavesandwings]

Heard my son the Cyclops ate two of Odysseus's men...#sorrynotsorry

[Calypsoooo @thatnymph_Circe]

Got the most devistating news today....@wavesandwings can't u just leave me and my lover alone ?!😁😳💓

[Hermseidon @wavesandwings]

Heard Odysseus is talking to King Alcinous...lets see what damage I can do THIS time...-Poseidon 😂🤔😏

[Hermseidon @wavesandwings]

@thatnymph_Circe I apologize but girl you have some attachment issues my dear...-Hermes 😁

[Hermseidon @wavesandwings]

Had to talk to that Calypso chick today... #WhatDidIGetMyselfInto

[Telemachus @telemac_]

I miss my dad.😭

[Telemachus @telemac_]

When people don't know you are the son of the great well known King Odysseus.💁🏻 #peasants

[Telemachus @tele_mac]

Still waiting for my father to come home... Does it really take 10 years to go pick up eggs? #daddyissues

[Poseidon And Hermes @watermessages14]

Have to go get Odysseus back #annoying