Crybaby :*(

dream girl #4

[Crybaby :*( @waveunderwater]

Downtown rn pull up on meeee @JColeNC

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Lwanda @Lwanda_]

If someone were to ever put together a book of the greatest tweets of all time, this must be the first one.

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

lol we’re witnessing a mass psychosis in real time

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

some of you would've wept and wailed at the funerals of slave owners. spines made of paper mache.

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

they calling young thug “lady whistledown” on tiktok 😭

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[Crybaby :*( @waveunderwater]

I’m in tears. New Dijon 🙏🏽

[b @wwxwashere]

you’re all way too comfortable dehumanizing homeless people while being one or two tragic events away from ending up in the same situation

[SIE ☆ @sierraaaliyahh]

I hate when I click on someone’s story and it’s their birthday now I either gotta say happy birthday or I’m a monitoring spirit

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

[HER. @_1Amandaaa]

Goodmorning, where do you get that stuff you put on a napkin and make people pass out from?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

July was a tough year but we made it

[elmiene @_Elmiene_]

Took a shower with my clothes on

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Whatever you’re going through you still have to wear deodorant

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

U really jus hadda be there the night Zola created the concept of a thread on this app. top 3 days on twitter

[anna @barbieswft]

i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate