Dave.

5th Grade Speling Be Runner-Up 🐝🍎

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

Dammit

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

*getting my flu shot*

Doctor: Little prick

Me: Excuse me?

Doctor: The shot

Me: Oh haha ya

Doctor: Now get the fuck out of my office

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

When I come back from talking to a girl after my boys hyped me up

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

First notification I’ve gotten in a while

[Did the Cowboys Win? @DidBoysWin]

Very much so, yes.

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

🤘🏽

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

This Across the Spiderverse movie is sick

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

What up Twitter had to pinch one off rq

[NBA @NBA]

"HE'S BAAAAACK!"

Klay Thompson is introduced for the first time at Chase Center.

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

I’m getting my own chickens wtf

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

Not my year

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

@UberFacts Be nice to me

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

@elonmusk Parodeez nutz

[TPS @TotalProSports]

BREAKING: Dallas Cowboys sign Dak Prescott’s replacement…

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

@SeanPayton u up?

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

@russellcrowe His name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

@barstoolsports @StoolFootball The cart 💀

[Krobii @_krobii]

If I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast

[Dave. @waveydeladavey]

When I text you “💿🥜” it means CD’s nuts