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[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Bad Bunny is gonna put MAGA in psychosis

[Anon @Greynxgga69]

People are literally doing looney tunes gags on ICE and we’re supposed to feel really bad about that

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

the concept of doing a podcast for five years and then your ex wife starts a podcast and wins an award for it immediately

[matt @mattjoans]

the self hashtag oh she’s fierce

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.

[Cher @cher]

ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

you actually won’t get an upset stomach from taco bell if you’re pure of heart and have good intentions

[James Rogers III @jamesearl23]

We in the CAR, we ride SLOW, we doing things that the girls don’t DO

[໊ @meishato]

everybody in the grocery store is my enemy and i will not be elaborating

[blue @bluewmist]

btw in your 20's and 30’s you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. it’s very important you revisit them. your younger self was actually on to something.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

She could have enjoyed generational wealth and done absolutely nothing. Instead she twice tried to break an illegal siege, placed climate change at the centre of a global political agenda, and also boils the piss of the worst people in the world.

She’s very good at her job.

[Movie Moments Analyst @Real_Moviescene]

After Rob Reiner screened Stand by Me (1986) for Stephen King, he noticed that King was visibly shaking and wasn’t speaking.

Stephen King left the room, then returned and told Rob Reiner it was the best adaptation of his work he had ever seen. RIP Rob Reiner.

[pinned 📌 @kuntimora]

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to

[💗 @ma1ybe]

this is my dream i want to annoy a man so much he falls in love with me

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

This feels like being broken up with by text

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

And the truth shall set you free