Arabidopsis thotiana

Born to vibe, forced to girlboss

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

ChatGPT is a straight man because sure it can help you with stuff but there's this underlying insidiousness to it

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

When he's fit and suave call him smooth muscle

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Good news: no one at dental school clocked me as the “boyfriend girl”
Bad news: because they all thought the guy on my Instagram was my brother

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Unfortunately there’s nothing I like more than a woke $8 ice cream from a place with a name that’s an ampersand between two nouns

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Dental school is making me ILL!!!!!!

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Thankful to Wicked for coming out during the two weeks that Spotify Wrapped can't touch

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

I stand with this book because it means I don't have to take responsibility for my career choices

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

How do you talk someone out of the mustache you had previously talked them into

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

3 months after fix it was submitted, R&DE repairs the toilet so I can shit in my own apartment one last time before the lease ends

[Greta Rainbow @gertsofficial]

this would get a tight-lipped smile on the uptown A
https://t.co/XObQBwCtcZ

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Why must the universe test me so

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

The extent to which biking is easier than skateboarding is really making me reflect on how badly I wanted to be cool in college

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

There’s a whole subgenre of straight male humor that’s just sharing false personal facts and then being like no not really actually

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Would you rather be hit on:

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

i cut together the best egg scenes in movies

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Surely the UCLA admissions committee will find my whole bisexual skateboarding thing very refreshing

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Feeling after turning in your grad school application is REMARKABLY similar to postcoital dysphoria

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Whenever I'm feeling overwhelmed at work I just pretend it's Papa's Pizzaria and it's stopped me from crying three times thus far

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Application season has me *this* close to running away and backpacking, indefinitely, in the desolate wilderness

[Arabidopsis thotiana @wavyhairedasian]

Working in a restaurant might have been the best thing to ever happen to me because I'm lick-the-plate-clean EATING this "describe a time when you experienced failure" answer rn