Wyatt

Hey I'm Wyatt. Tweeting nonsense since 2014. Midwest transplant. Helping make science happen with really big computers.

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

@garygastelu My used F150 lightning was and is a better value.

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

This thing of ours is forever, Buffalo.

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

holy shit I just got tickets for Bleachers and American Football RED ROCKS IM COMING BACK BABY

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

Everybody wants compute. No one wants to pay for it.

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

haikus are so back

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

@AlbanyAirport operations remain the worst out of the many airports I've flown through. Currently sitting on the tarmac for almost 3 hours waiting to be deiced, meanwhile the deicing truck 1) ran out of fluid, 2) ran out of gas, and 3) is unable to fuel??? @AmericanAir what????

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

They're playing exclusively Peanuts music in the terminal at the Albany Airport and after the shenanigans that have occurred here the past 14 hours I may honest to God crash out.

[🇺🇸 Based Americana 🇺🇸 @basedamericana]

@zebulgar “Older engineers are pre-gpt”

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

This is good for the banks and the banks only.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump appears to announce his intention to normalize 50 YEAR MORTGAGES, to make it easier for young people to buy a home via lower monthly payments

He cites FDR as when the 30-year mortgage started to spread nationwide

👀

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

ALERT ALERT WE HAVE A FLOWER OH MY GOD FRIENDS I DID IT I DID IT!!!!!!!!!

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

Starting a "wyatt's azalea thread" you're welcome

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

I woke up at 5:30am for these

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

We did have a few days of frost here in Central IL, causing ne to panic mulch and burlap. We're out of a frost warning for the next week and change, so I've taken the burlap off the plants for the time being.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Any company that is ‘too big to fail’ should be nationalized.

The audacity of these tech overlords to shove AI slop on us, kill jobs, steal our water, drive up electricity costs, hoard more wealth than God then demand we back stop their speculative gambling is wild. Fuck u

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

It's so cool that OpenAI's financial plan this whole time has just been "become too big to fail".

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

@sanderson1611

[Wyatt @wawamadej]

What is Goon?

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Finally, a Final Jeopardy! for the chronically online. 👩‍💻: https://t.co/laVnbry6LO