Joaquin San Mateo

thank heaven you asked, it’s a long story although it’s kind of a short one | he/him

[Joaquin San Mateo @WaxSM]

waking up from tweet writing hibernation to say #Ipana7oNa10ParaSaLahat #LeniKiko2022 #ChelDioknoSaSenado

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

Never forgiving her for stealing Deborah Vance’s husband, idgaf

[Shu @Shu_Hoshino]

Me hace mucha gracia que últimamente haya hablado sobre Fire Emblem con un par de compañeros de trabajo y TODOS piensan que el último FE fue Three Houses jajajaja.

Para el público general Engage directamente no existió, lloro.

[P 🐈‍⬛ @PurrpleKats]

Canon event

[ꨄ︎ cosmo ★ @halfc0smic]

day fifty-five of posting #fe3h memes until i get bored

[ノクティス 🏳️‍🌈 @NoctisAozaki]

This might be the funniest clip I’ve ever gotten in this game ngl

[Peugeot 206 Fan @PEUGEOT206FAN]

People who have NEVER touched a steering wheel in their lives say that FWD cars are not fun and impossible to drive

[Abukik @Abukik27]

Xenoblade Genesis (2027)

[Beau @I_lik3_B33s]

oh boy i wonder who's showing up at the goddess tower on my BE ru- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[UNICARNS @realUNICARNS]

cheeky

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

found a gem when i opened reddit to troubleshoot some niche issue

[summer @365summerrs]

You miss 100% of the shots you take

[ladyauro 🌟🪽 @LadyAuro_]

group of guys on the bus stopped in front of me and were side-eyeing me while nudging their friend going “HEY MAN THANKS FOR LENDING ME YOUR PORSCHE” “AND SAVING KITTENS FROM A HOUSE FIRE” “ARE WE HEADING BACK TO YOUR 5* SUITE?” and I was laughing so hard I almost missed my stop

[(Commissions Open) 8BitArt💀 @EightBitArt]

Motherfucker you can't fool me they're just reselling unsold Fast X popcorn buckets.

[Kait @kaitbeee3]

my mom found my old digital camera from 2011 and when I finally charged it today I found the sweetest picture of my angel girl who’s been gone 3 years now 🥺🥺

[先生(会社員) @sensei14wh]

家帰ってくるとうちのロードスターが狂気的な笑みで迎えてくれる

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Recent leaks indicated Fortune’s Weave is neither a Three Houses prequel nor sequel, but rather at the end it’s revealed the entire story is a fiction novel Edelgard is reading in the library.

In the final cutscene, she closes the book, and gives it two stars on goodreads.

[paytondev🏳️‍🌈 @paytondev]

this guide on emergency response for the Ioniq 5 might be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[𓂀 @naydeenradias]

Not everyone saying it looks like a burger 😭😭😭 this is my graduation project for fashion school and it resembles a BURGER?????????

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

guy at the bar saw me drawing and we got to talking and i asked him if he drew or painted and he said his art is playing baseball and i unironically love that. fuck yea dude. there is art in everything we do. go paint with your bat.

[BOOM 🇧🇪 @spacitroncactus]

cave divers when they have kids and a loving wife at home: