Ryan

in this world it’s milk or be milked

[Ryan @way2fancy]

The future just isn’t what it used to be…

[Ryan @way2fancy]

There’s a madness to my methods

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I accidentally undercooked my banana bread and now my tummy hurts I think I got a yeast infection

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I fear nothing aside from those who use paper towel to blow their nose

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I can almost always tell if a movie doesn’t use real dinosaurs

[Ryan @way2fancy]

Still a menace to customer service

[Ryan @way2fancy]

Having twins must be crazy I can’t imagine being pregnant for 18 months

[Ryan @way2fancy]

Feelin like Macaulay Culkin in 1992

[Ryan @way2fancy]

Some of y’all bitches more insecure than my passwords

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I have a rational fear of quick sand

[Ryan @way2fancy]

Chillin on planet drool with lava girl

[Ryan @way2fancy]

Keep a couple Jackson’s in my Percy

[Ryan @way2fancy]

When we watching Santa Buddies on Blue-Ray DVD?

[Ryan @way2fancy]

If it ain’t a certified hood classic, then I ain’t interested

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I feel like I’m Chief Keef in 2010

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I’m gonna start returning books to incorrect libraries until I destroy the Dewey decimal system

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I honestly prefer the generic brand microplastics

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I keep misplacing my super suit

[Ryan @way2fancy]

I’m performing lobotomies in my basement buy 1 get 1 free

[Ryan @way2fancy]

Preheating the oven is a myth and a scam created by big electric