@andygamblor There are several simple solutions to this Kirpan deal. First, you could weld the bitch into it's sheath. They're still carrying the knife, so the religious requirement is being met. Or just have three inch slip-joint Kirpans; holy Swiss Army Knives.
@GNGSmethwick As far as the Kirpan goes, just weld the bitch into it's sheath, and everything's golden; religious requirement met, and nobody gets hurt.