Hachiware

Principal of Accursed Capital Management
By Order of the Chiikawa Company Limited
(do not take investment advice from Hachiware)

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

https://t.co/EFHXPcGUlu

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@nicole_clash Well I mean you do benefit from not having to be a fast food delivery driver in your dad’s hometown so I think the trade off is worth it. My hometown in China is known for murders and shit lol.

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@yrv_23 @try_cali How much is the buy in for poker night and can I bring a friend?

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@camolNFT Going to report every kids lemonade stand thanks

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@RealKidPoker How long will you be in Vancouver for?

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@AMCOracle @John_Hempton I swear I met Jim Chanos before but I’m told that might have been like the Mandela effect.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Ah yes, these are the type of very serious employees I definitely would trust with my company’s insurance

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@John_Hempton @AMCOracle Honestly this is good alpha, this is like average AMC holder mentality so if it rips 25% on news probably just cover.

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@AMCOracle @John_Hempton Bro you’re the reason for the stock going up crazy, that’s why it’s a meme stock it’s not just you but like a bunch of retail, which I don’t want to really bet against unhedged

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@AMCOracle @John_Hempton If it’s one out of 500 it’s fine because it’s a small position which you can manage the risk. If he longs GameStop there’s probably some delta in that to hedge it out. Some people are great at trading meme vol.

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@sincitycapital @ruicao @angryhedi How would you know though? People generally like and fundamentally need money to a certain extent. Don’t couples do like budgeting and shit? I’m single I wouldn’t know.

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@John_Hempton @AMCOracle Might I recommend just staying away from meme stuff, those can just blow you up for no reason

[Short the vix @shortthevix2]

“We get influencers to sell bonds”

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@John_Hempton Jeez that’s a lot! How do you rebalance 500 names?

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@BusDownBonnor Why you hating on UCSC? You went to UCSC bc you didn’t get into Berkeley. It’s not a shitty uni as to how shit of a character you are.

You know they take UC to UC transfers? You tried and got rejected, didn’t you? Berkeley didn’t reject me lol.

Go banana slugs

[Jimmy Heaters @CathPoaster]

If you didn’t go to an elite university, get backed by Tier 1 VCs, or become a Thiel fellow, please stop fucking coming to nice SF parties with prestigious guests. Read the room. You are not welcome. I was recently at a prestigious dinner party and some “founder” started talking to me. I’m polite so I indulge, and then he tells me he went to Texas. My eyes immediately glaze over. I didn’t freak out on him because, again, I’m polite, but holy shit dude. Texas??? Gag me with a spoon. I hope he sees my tweet too because people in this city need to learn some humility and social etiquette.

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@RealKidPoker It is the state of the economy, everyone moving to LA metro to become influencers

[Hachiware @Wayne_Chien1]

@brookeleblanc Post economic like I have a fiefdom???

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@pmanprays What is “normal”?

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@John_Hempton Is it ever fun to be a short seller?