wayne kerr

No bitches, but I have shot -20 on Wii sports resort golf

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“No Wayne! You can’t cook 8 pounds of ground beef for a week of dinners!” The left yelled in unison

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When you google a movie, the summary either spoils the first 75% of it or says some shit like “a man goes on an adventure he will never forget.”

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Little Chinese kids…fire up those sewing machines. The king has landed

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I feel like Princess Fiona but instead of turning into an ogre at midnight I’m going to lose my hairline by 25. Clock is ticking for me to find the perfect 7

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Watching Shinnecock while I’m stroking my cock. That’s what happens when these hoes leave US on OPEN

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Hello world

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Good eats after the first day of internship

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I’m like a crack head but instead of being addicted to crack I’m addicted to Tostitos salsa con queso

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How the walk to class feels in the first few weeks of January just to watch the professor dig in his butt and stare at yams

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“Now make it 5 degrees when he walks to class at 8AM”

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@NalinisKitchen Easy foot job dm shortcut

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How sweet of ESPN to hire two blind analysts

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When you’re about to piss yourself but look down and see a double knot in your pants

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@ConnorOConnors7 City boys up

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I refuse to use unenchanted diamond tools

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Russell Henley drilling a 40-footer to stay 4 down after 14

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How I sleep after a birds win, shot of NyQuil, and cranking hog

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Robinhood notifying me about an IPO just to only let me have one share while BlackRock buys the rest of them

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Watching this LSU game 12 beers deep. I don’t care what people say, Garrett nussmeier has been balling, I like this kid

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@brodes4343 @MintJUULpods456

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Last shower at home. Time for the college apartment waffle stomp @NoahFent @mrchillguy69