Waynelehmanjr

I like eggs, mmmmmmm eggs

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@BuzzFeed Free balloon day

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

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@RealTouchingPic Man I miss him!

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@DavidSpade Inhale deeply @DavidSpade

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@bader_diedrich It’s a classic....

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@prattprattpratt @brandy_shandy Uncanny my friend

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@kevin_nealon @DavidSpade @dennismiller Who picked up the bill?

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@hwinkler4real He’s a joke alright. Not a very funny one though.

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

What sound does a pair of pants make when it clears it's throat? A HEM. I'm sorry if that joke seems like I was SLACKing off. Please like and RT this right now!!!!!

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@QuoteBeauties @ivyleaguebabes Don’t sweat petty shit

[Will Arnett™ @arnettwill]

I just love this so much

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@zachbraff He is a complete waste of oxygen!

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#MondayMotivation

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@BarackObama man I miss having you as our president!

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@hwinkler4real Thanks buddy 👍🏻

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@NatGeoMag It’s always darkest before the dawn

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@JohnCMcGinley We consider the R-word right up there with the top swearwords in our house.

[John C. McGinley @JohnCMcGinley]

Comedian Tom Segura gets nostalgic for the R-word and mocks Down syndrome for laughs. That's despicable

…bang! https://t.co/8DGxI1t0Bf

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@pizzasmoke The fact that he had 10,000 in cash and charged $99.99 a ticket says a lot. But I am curious how much Stevie charges though?

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@WhatTheFFacts @MikeHsuAAF Must have been some of that Jesus juice