Wayne Shakespeare

“ The noblest art is that of making others happy” P.T. Barnum Manipulator of all sorts (not liquorice)

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

When you realise there’s better camouflage you could of worn. #southampton #southamptonfc #championship #playoffs #football

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@ChrisChurchil20 this will be you in a few years!

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

This blokes just named every English and Scottish team from National League level and up🤯🤯�

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

I’ve just got my name in the Guinness Book of World Records for opening a pack of bacon by the plastic corner tab

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

#BabyReindeer
Piers Morgan leaving the interview

https://t.co/HkZdnIDnBH

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@HLTCO @ChrisChurchil20

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@j_amesmarriott there was no shots of cheerful faces??

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

Here next week for some early Xmas fun. Tickets still available.

[Paul Kerensa @paulkerensa]

Comedians + Carols shows begin in a week! Gets earlier each year.
Here's one for example.
Cowplain, Hants.
Nice church, nice line-up: comic poet @judesimpson, magician @waynetheweird + singalong carolly funtimes with Santa Kerensa.
Send any Cowplainants:
https://t.co/YP9eftwG4R

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@nextofficial where does one input a promo code on your website?

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@ScarcityStudios

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@ChrisChurchil20 https://t.co/zLXI8wMSrS
I thought she’d retired

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@GoSkippy can I change my registration plates on the online portal as after two days of phoning and no one has called me back?

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@virginmedia how do I go about asking a question/ register a complaint when I can't log in, as I have previously closed an account with an email address and now using same email address for a recently opened account. One you now send my bill to but won't let me register again?

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@richjonesmagic going back to @PropDogMagic for a new close up mat after cooking it on BGT

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@bookentertain do you have an email address that I could email and get a reply from please?

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

I’ve oddly not heard anyone talking about CODA’s Oscar win this morning.

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@ChrisChurchil20

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

I got in a taxi the other day and said Prince Andrews Close he said “sure no sweat”.

[Wayne Shakespeare @WayneTheWeird]

@EntertainersWW have emailed multiple times and haven’t received a reply?