That is the bullshit game they play and it is the perfect scenario possible. For the most times they would just check you history or lack their of and tell you that you have to spend X amount of money on watches and jewelry that your don't even want before
If I lost a tooth, there was a fairy. There was the Easter bunny. Why wouldn’t there be some bearded baby moonwalking across the lake? Throwing out bottomless buckets of shrimp or whatever he did. Of course that made sense.
Religion
Whatever you are into, you are into, but I’m not into that religious stuff and this is why. I actually walked away from my religion. I had to be honest with myself. One, I didn’t like going to church every week or month, you know? I just didn’t. Part of it was I’m last.
So why does that sound so dumb to me? You know what is it? I think it is ‘cause I heard their story when I was an adult. I heard my story when I was four years old, right? When I heard my story, there was some fat fuck coming down the chimney, giving me Christmas toys.