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Save a seat for me at my Funeral

[Number 1 @waytogobuddy]

This world can all agree on one thing:

We All Love A Warm Piece of Paper.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mark Hamill shouts at a guy in a Darth Vader costume in Hollywood

“Dad I told you don’t follow me to work!”

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Only logical explanation

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@_BackyardSports Willl we be getting 2003/2004?

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@daniellelala_ We hangin july 9th?

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

My farts last longer than Alec Bohm’s at bats

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Spring really smells like shit when you are outside.

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@missmurdxr

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Fr fuck the time change in the spring

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@missmurdxr Yes way that hour skip ahead is a bigger mind freak than kris angel

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@ProdBobFloss Sounds like you need an upgrade 🤑🤑

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@daniellelala_ Fuck yeah 👨🏻‍🍳👨🏻‍🍳

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Can mother fuckers wash their hands and stop going out sick, this pandemic shit is really fucking exhausting. People seriously need to take care of themselves.

[NFL Fantasy Football @NFLFantasy]

WHO’S A FANTASY CHAMPION?! 🏆

[ESPN Fantasy Sports @ESPNFantasy]

TAP IN IF YOU'RE A FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION 🏆

[Number 1 @waytogobuddy]

@ESPNFantasy SUN GOD FOR 30

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@SleeperNFL ALLL OF THEM! Playing Jake bates and im losing by 7 points… we got a 50-50 projection rn 🫣🫣

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

“Merry Christmas, everyone.” 🎄

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I have received a christmas miracle #FantasyFootball #NFL #Christmas

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Robert Eggers thanks SpongeBob for introducing Nosferatu to younger audiences for the first time

(via: @THR)

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Please fo the love of GOD stop texting and driving