amanda mae

Instagram: @acannamanda // personal reminders to myself

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

unpopular opinion : whitehouse bakery cinnamon buns are painfully average

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I wish we had mashed potato shops the same way we have ice cream shops. You could go and get yourself a little cup of mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice, like Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, sour cream, or garlic.

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

vegas nhl team is so embarrassing

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

finding our stolen machines on marketplace yeehaw 🤠

[Jess @highmoonjess]

Nothing lasts forever.
Everything must end.
Time is the enemy and forever , is just pretend.

[fishious @fishquichee]

I had way too much to think last night

[Jess @highmoonjess]

Happy birthday weed.

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

our neighbors rent out their basement and then call the cops to evict the tenants. it’s happened twice now 😂

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

going to sleep means doing it all over again tomorrow and i’m just not ready for that commitment

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

why THE FUCK are people eating clay pots on tiktok?? have these people not seen my strange addiction?????😭

[Christina Casillo @chrisrosecas]

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

it’s so nice NOT being hungover when my bf comes home at 530 am and is moaning and groaning 🤠 #suckstosuck

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

“this wasn’t supposed to be a love story…” but it’s a screenshot of your first dm’s on a dating app? what else was it supposed to be?

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end #closingtime

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

when i wake up to an ig notification that my ex liked a photo from 6 years ago 🤓🤣🤣🤣 nice stealthy creeping there budddddyyyy

[amanda mae @waytoolate]

why does everyone care so much about jamaica’s bobsled team? i’m confused

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

did anybody else grow up being that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite you and stuff???? idk that fucked up my self esteem wbu