Scott

[Scott @wazomike]

“Oof it has been a rough week” -me “It’s been a rough week since March” -the girlfriend

[Scott @wazomike]

@jgomez89 Devil in the White City! I read it in 2020 and is definitely my favorite non-theme park/non-cocktail book I’ve read recently but let me know if you also want suggestions in those categories lol

[Scott @wazomike]

@PodcastTheRide wow

[Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans]

When you have twitter but never actually tweet anything

[Scott @wazomike]

@obiJuan__ !!!! I thought I heard it got cancelled

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@KevinRistow Hit him where it hurts!

[Scott @wazomike]

@How2Drink Mai Tai’s? Either with different orgeats and Orange liqueurs or different rum splits?

[Scott @wazomike]

@WorldWatchers97 When the added the bridge did they just dig down from the entrance? Weird how that feels like the natural ground now

[Scott @wazomike]

@christier0408 Did a double take thinking someone had already made it into Pym’s Test Kitchen. What’s with Disney and these “sliders”? 😂

[Scott @wazomike]

@obiJuan__ Was I there? Lol

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@obiJuan__ El coach got me 🤣🤣🤣

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The Godfather

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@obiJuan__

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@obiJuan__ Dude! Just watched for the first time this weekend and it’s definitely no joke

[Scott @wazomike]

🎃 👻 👹 🧛🏻‍♂️ 🧟‍♂️ https://t.co/MtJ2vtESq4

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[Scott @wazomike]

@jgomez89 I definitely read all of your tweets in your voice so yes

[Scott @wazomike]

Opened Twitter to this seconds after I told a co-worker “no worries” 🥴