Aussie Wazzy

Hunter/Gatherer.

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

Median household income in 1981 was $78,521 (inflation adjusted)

Median household income in 2021 was $70,784.

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

Do you think pilots ever struggle with the mechanics of their car after a long day of maneuvering planes?

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

Went to the gym for the first time in ~9 months and felt it was almost unbearably difficult. Not sure if that’s due to the lengthy layoff or the half pint of ice cream I consumed before going.

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

This funny cause I paid $700 just this morning 🤔🤔

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

The price of Insulin is now capped at $35 per month for millions of Americans.

Democrats did that.

For. The. People.

[Tony Clements @TonyCMKE]

Now Klay…

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

“You have to have more skill to play in this era”

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

Rent

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What scam has become so normalized that people don't even notice it? 💭

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

A sight to behold

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

I swear no matter how many times I refresh these days I see the same 7 tweets all day. And I don’t follow anybody who posted them

[Elizabeth @elizabethlgr]

The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is abortion.

The treatment for a septic uterus is abortion.

The treatment for a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion.

If you can’t get those abortions, you die.

You. Die.

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

They really just allow anyone to get out here and be an adult, it’s wild

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

@HilaryCassman Blessed. Highly favored.

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

Getting ready for my first solo thanksgiving ever and the neighbors went from Lil Jon to Foster the People. Rough start

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

@_tronathon_ true

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

Normally I lean towards peaches over nectarines, but whenever I get nectarines instead I marvel at how wonderful they are

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

I wanna write an essay about the sheer joy of being able to smell things like sweat and shit and the garbage can and body nooks again after losing sense of smell and taste from COVID. Who will publish me?

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

In all honesty this horse rocks jeans better than anyone I’ve ever seen

[Ben Voytas @BenVoytas]

My wife’s horse has a problem with flies bothering his leg wound so she harnessed her Doctoral degree and fashioned him jean suspenders…

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

Let's goooooooooooo

[Adam Himmelsbach @AdamHimmelsbach]

League source confirms that Nets assistant Ime Udoka will be the next head coach of the Celtics.

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

Dude's had one injury in 18 years and people start talking reckless like this

[Aussie Wazzy @WazzyModo]

Or- and hear me out- onions and garlic?

[Élija @AjaaDxnee]

Y’all know who the real dynamic duo is? Onion powder and Garlic powder. Unstoppable team.