Will Bendick

Enthusiasm enthusiast.

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"Someone figure out how to clean up all the blood in the board room."

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"This plane is no good. Repeat, this plane is no good." -status update over loudspeaker for the delayed plane I'm waiting to board

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One day a sentient toaster is going to ask you "Where were you when the singularity hit?" If you don't say "working on a Bitcoin startup" it's going to laugh at you.

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In an effort to begin unpacking earlier this year, I ate all the remaining jerky.

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Accidentally figured out how to get an interior/exterior carwash for just the price of an exterior wash. Not recommended.

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I'm going to have the best birthday possible! Oh my driver's license expires today. I'm going to have the best birthday at the DMV possible!

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@find_evil hihi! hearties

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How many shootings is it going to take before Americans wake up and outlaw schools?

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"There was this bar with a pool out back where you could hang out naked but now you can only hang out naked after 9pm. New Orleans is over."

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One day, the joy of falling in love with artists on the internet will be tempered by the realization that they have been dead for centuries.

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I have a "business casual" amount of chocolate ice cream on my shirt.

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We have so much to learn from the Philippines. Starting with massages in the airport.

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Printing out a luggage ID tag for tonight's trip to Burma in Papyrus.

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"Cat yoga!" -overheard in Kinokuniya

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"Dear CustomerID# 82" Confidence not inspired.

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@xek Machine tech, welding, CNC, astronomy, swim team.

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First day back in college. Overheard a student playing "Magic the Gathering" say "Come at me, bro."

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His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet has completed Level 385 in Candy Crush Saga.

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Looking forward to the SuperLoad tomorrow, in which I wash two more tshirts than average.

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astro achievement: glimpsed the bonsai planet