Hamburglar of Hearts

Photographer, Transylvaniacs Co-Host, and former rowboating instructor. Writing about books and comics on IG as @bookstoredaydream he/they

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

Excited to announce Transylvaniacs, a podcast exploration of every Dracula movie ever made, hosted by me and my friend (and editor for The Hard Times) Colleen. The first episode is out now! https://t.co/vrYv5E6h5N

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

We do not let keyboard players really fucking cook the way they did on 70s hard rock and metal albums anymore and I think this is a mistake.

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

Considered bailing out on most of my social media presences following my birthday because I am fundamentally Bilbo Baggins-coded.

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

Stache supremacy continues on

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Lost a bet with Karl 🥸

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

Happy Texas Chain Saw Massacre Day!

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Gandalf sending Elrond another message about what Pippin did now:

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

babe is everything ok? aragorn just kicked the uruk-hai helmet and you didn't even look over to tell me viggo really broke his toes filming that scene

[Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird]

Time to share my juicy Reginald VelJohnson gossip: he built a fancy doghouse in his backyard for his pugs that's a smaller replica of his regular house.

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

Had a Hinge date cancel on me last minute and made the impromptu decision to drive into the suburbs to see a Talking Heads cover hand instead and it’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

@BroniGarzelloni All of the men’s equivalents for this are called like “Dr. Professor Sasquatch’s Down Under Wipes” and I need it to end immediately

[CNN International @cnni]

Suppose you’ve suddenly learned that you have guests coming over for dinner in 15 minutes. What would you make?
https://t.co/dxen9a6clw

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

babe i'm going to the 13 Ghosts McDonalds do u want anything

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

I’ll tell you one boat Dracula wouldn’t fuck with

[The Heathyorker @theheathyorker]

Bonus Cartoon:

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

Me desperately trying to keep the conversation going on a date:

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

😌

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

Need this so bad

[Hamburglar of Hearts @wbmstandish]

My birthday means I can force my friends to watch my favorite movie with me

[TWRP @TWRPband]

📼VHS (feat. @electric6)📼

Available NOW

⚡https://t.co/TT3Bahzu8y⚡