Nosferatu

I’m flickering the lights fuckboi

[Nosferatu @wcfowler11]

@DCheverere Immediately thought of this fucker from the goofy movie..

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Federal investigators reveal three bags believed to contain meth were found inside the van of the man killed by ICE agents in Houston.

[🇻🇮 @MuskCaughtAP]

1-0 already

[Fryddéryk @Frydderyk]

Combined net worth of a happy meal.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Tennessee❤️

When people told us at the beginning of our road trip that people in the South are different, we didn’t really know what they meant. But after spending several weeks here, we finally understand.

The hospitality here is just something else. Everyone knows everyone, and it feels like people are living one big shared life. Someone is always stopping by, doors are always open, and everyone is welcome.

One guy told us he hasn’t locked his house in 23 years. When we were out on the lake, we met some people who immediately invited us to their lake house to hang out. They offered us drinks, chicken wings, and made us feel completely at home. It’s a kind of hospitality I’ve never experienced before.

When we got back to the dock late that night, one of the guys on the boat said something that really stuck with me:

“You don’t have to live in some big, exciting city. What matters is the people who live there. That’s what makes you happy. I’ve lived in many places around the world, but nothing comes close to Ocoee, Tennessee. And you know the best part about living here? We’re going to do the exact same thing again tomorrow.”

We will be back.

[Motoserra vascaíno 💢 @motoserravasco]

É Hoje

[Nitro-Spidey @NitroSpidey]

do you think homer foresaw this when he wrote the odyssey

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

"he went from chasing Scheffler and Rory to chasing Grant Horvat"

[᧔࿔᧓ Hemzil ᧔࿔᧓ @hoikty_alt]

Clavicular Updates

[paige @BonerWizard]

why are people joining him like he’s Forrest Gump

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

"Good start, Dylan!"
"Thank You 🙂"

Dylan Cease strikes out THREE! #AllStarGame

[KB @Yogi_Bear17]

How are we 45-51 with this lineup??!????

[Mike - SoaR Rxqe @MikeRxqe]

BREAKING: Live scenes from Paris after France has just been ELIMINATED from the World Cup

[Dubs, Esq. @DFDvbya]

Why did an illegal have a social security number.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

passan is a moron

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Ben Rice

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[HamBarger @BargerMVP_SZN]

First Vlad now Hoffman 😭😭😭

[Pimp Master Broda @PimpMasterYoda1]

*Wakes up on plane to heaven*
*Turns to the left*
"Sam... Sam..."

[Juggs Judy @bamagurl2003]

not to be dramatic but if my mom wore this id kill myself