Dear @theneedledrop,
I know you’re probably going to ignore this, but I have a problem with you. What I’m about to say is harsh, but it’s from my heart.
You’re just making reviews for clout. These aren’t even your real thoughts. It’s just a business to you. It’s sad. Desperate, even. You’re a slave to the capitalist machine. There’s not a whiff, puff, or even hint of objectivity between your glasses imprisoned eyes.
There’s no way you listened to Jackboys 2 and thought that shit was a “Light 2”. Bullshit. You just chose that number cause it’s got a 2 in the name. You made it a meme. It’s as bad as when Pitchfork awarded that piglet a 6.
Here’s the truth. I listened to the Jackboys 2 album. In fact, I listened twice. I thought about it. I absorbed it. I meditated on it. And I can say, with utmost certainty, with God as my witness, that this album is a Strong 1. The only 2 rating it deserves is a 2 pack of ass.
Stop dickriding Travis Scott for once and gain a pair of real balls.
La de Manu es la impotencia de todos los que tratan de tener una discusión honesta con los compañeros que hace 10 años no pueden salir del estado mental kuka seisieteochista. Cansa.
Sagat returns to #StreetFighter6 on August 5 and he demands an audience with you adoring p̵e̵s̵t̵s̵ fans. 🐅
Heed his summons lest he pummels you with regal uppercuts and majestic fireballs.