Crash!💥

#HOLLANOV & #HUDCON

❨если ⠀ я ⠀ знаю
что такое любовь
그⠀증거는 너인 듯해❩
⠀⠀⠀⠀

[Crash!💥 @wcr4sh]

Shane Hollander’s Comedy Special

#Hollanov AU
-Comedian Shane Hollander x Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov
-Explicit towards the ending
-5.5k oneshot!
-crackfic??
-First time ever writing a “comedy”…UHHHHH

🔗 https://t.co/bz0Sl2HFao

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@hudsoncunt I AM ENVIOUS OF YOU… I regularly rewatch it from the beginning just to feel something🚬

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Have you tried crack cocaine called Interview with the Vampire yet??

[P🕯🍁🏒 @HollanovTears]

I love morally grey, I love conflicted and repressed, I love sick and twisted, unreliable narrators, selfish, cowardly, angry, mean, tortured, traumatized, unwell characters. If every character is morally righteous, or irredeemably evil, fiction in all forms would be hollow.

[Crash!💥 @wcr4sh]

@huddycon81 Good night and sweet dreams!!💗

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@rozilyas_ You said “sexy” three times in one sentence, Adair🤭🤭

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@rozilyas_ No correlation with being a Scorpio?

[𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙞𝙣 @heroin__xxo]

일리야가 바이섹슈얼이라고 아무나 만나는게 아니라니까
예쁜이들만 골라서 만남 ㄹㅇ 배아픔

[ilya bizanov @R0ZAN0VS]

the prettiest girl

[Ella 🪼 @ObiwanxKannoli]

‘That’s not my Ilya!’ No you’re right it’s not, it’s the authors so just keep scrolling.

[Crash!💥 @wcr4sh]

@rozilyas_ You didn’t mention me being sexy, so I realized… sometimes the things we don’t say tell us more😪🙏

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@rozilyas_ Sooooo you’ve fallen in love with me is what I’m hearing

[hudcon @hudcon2001]

hudcon reunion is coming

[Crash!💥 @wcr4sh]

@rozilyas_ Wait. Explain🧍‍♀️

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@rozilyas_ I’m a November Scorpio through and through (I have absolutely no idea what that entails)

[⋆ @hudneko]

the bisexual lighting just follows hudson everywhere

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@rozilyas_

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OOMFCHELLA in my Instagram notifications….😛😛😛 So many pretty faces

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@rozilyas_ Is this where you are tweeting from???

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@rozilyas_ Acquaintances with liars, are we??
🤥

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@rozilyas_ I’m the most honest person to walk this Earth, actually🫤🫤