Craig Woodruff

Patriot. Capitalist. Hokie Alum '12.

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

I just got a NBA Locker Code for 100k VC at http://t.co/bdNG88OaCx !!

[Wings Event Center @WECkzoo]

Hit Retweet to win premium tickets to @theavettbros concert on 4/18. #AvettKzoo. Winner drawn tomorrow at noon!

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

Beyer!

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

This is the hardest fighting Hokie team I've ever watched - we were still fouling, down 11, with less than twenty seconds left. #buzzketball

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

I love college basketball, but there are way too many "game losing" shots and too few game winners.

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

So Logan Thomas isn't ready but Ryan Lindley is? That's not a good sign for LTs future based on what we've seen from Lindley...

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

Great game from the Hokies today, hardest I've seen us compete in years!

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

I can't get Old English in a glass bottle anymore. #thestruggleisreal

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

@taylorswift13 's new album is fire. I'm not even ashamed to admit it.

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

What's with Asian restaurants and Snapple?

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

This won't ever get old. http://t.co/ZksfQ7mIl9

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I wish I'd had room to outlaw rape in the Ten Commandments, but obviously working on Saturday and neighborhood donkey-coveting had priority.

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

When life gets hard just remember Farrah Abraham makes more money than you as a teen mom/pornstar/stripper... Wait that wont help you

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

Huck it. Chuck it. Football.

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

@Jholladiesel I pity your soul. Why the hell are you there?

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

@Jholladiesel #orangeline4lyfe what are you doing up here?

[Craig Woodruff @wcraig6]

Bitch when the metro isn't crowded get out of my personal space.

[Christian D'Andrea @TrainIsland]

Lebron refers to 4 years in Miami as "like college". But it ended with him writing an essay, so we can rule out UNC.