W. Colby Rison

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I have some problems with Tom King’s writing, but most of you are really really reaching.

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If Nietzsche was alive today he would definitely be one of those guys that says sheeple.

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What this country really needs is a Street Sharks reboot.

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Finally a grounded and gritty Batman movie. We’ve never had one of those before.

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I don’t trust any guy who curls the tips of his unwashed mustache up like a 1890s politician.

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People in Chicago really be like “let’s go lay on the hard concrete beach next to the freezing cold lake!”

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Robert Downey Doctor Doom reeks of desperation.

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I hope they both know. Somehow. Somewhere.

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You think Harlan Ellison was ever punched in the face? Wasn’t enough either way.

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This movie sounds like a ripoff of Chalkzone.

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‘HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON’ earned $725K from previews at the domestic box office on a $40M budget.

Read our review: https://t.co/RDQh8hJg6T

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SNL probably doing some quick rewriting right now

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This has nothing to do with a certain author currently in trouble right now, but the spinoff Lucifer was better than the Sandman.

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If I hear one more comedian say that America is a declining empire I’m gonna run into traffic.

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So I told George Lucas, why don’t we call it Star Wars?

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Aegon: Aemond! Brother, help me!
Aemond: Long live the king.
(Not a spoiler)

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@ddhitchens Ha the sand line

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So every jackass thinks they’re a film expert on this app now huh

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Riddler should be Batman’s arch nemesis.

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Roland Tembo is the coolest character in the Jurassic Park universe.

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Bring back micro machines