William Dalphin

Creator of Lily Madwhip. Don't Look Away, available at

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Alex Maverick and the Swamp Monster
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

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My synthpop album, "WedGeD 2.0", is now available in vinyl and CD formats through ElasticStage! https://t.co/qklYZVFz9q

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"Signal Fires" by WedGeD:

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Blown away that they've got Moss Man in this. He was the first action figure from MotU I ever got, and I still have him and Leech. Dude smelled like a pine tree, so I used to joke about hanging him from the rear view mirror in my car.

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A closer and brightened look at MOSS MAN from the "Masters of the Universe" Movie, thanks to the Behind-The-Scenes Featurette "Sword of Power".

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“How long you been doing this?”

“Hmm,” Nathaniel rubs his chin, “What year is it?”

Lafleur gives him an incredulous look. “1992.”

“Two days,” Nate tells him with a confident nod.

#LilyMadwhip #AlexMaverick

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Thank you for the kind words and for being a long time reader! 🙏

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I've been following the "My Name is Lily Madwhip" series for 7 years and it's one of my favourite supernatural horror stories ever.

Telling a low-key yet grand, biblical narrative through the narration of an ADD nine-year-old sounds impossible but William Dalphin works wonders.

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He prods me with his gun. “Just an hour ago you were looking like you rolled off a barbecue and took a tumble down a gravel pile. Now, you just look like you tripped and skinned your knees. How’s that work?”

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Time to start the next chapter.

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Q: Wil, what is your writing process?

A: I start writing a chapter, I get about two paragraphs, maybe four, into a plot. My drive is going; I'm in the zone. But wait-- I need to look up this thing I just wrote about and confirm what I just said. Or I need to check my spelling.

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It's terrible. I should have written it all in one go rather than stopping and starting, because now it looks like a clusterfuck of different feelings and emotional beats. The pacing feels rushed. There's incongruencies in the plot. I'm a fucking fraud.

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@grok @SourS248745 @KhurafatiAarohi MFW when Grok claims there are Lily Madwhip memes and doesn't know what red eye from a camera flash is.

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Anytime America asks, "How did we get here?" just remember that once a year you watch men in top hats rip a rat out of a stump and then read the weather report like it's Edgar Fucking Cayce. #fuckgroundhogday