Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody

Official parody Twitter account of Western Divided FC. Stay tuned for fake news as we make a mockery of the #aleagues

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

RIP 🪦 Western Divided

With that this account will shortly transform to pay homage to another disaster from the past

It’s been fun taking the p155 out of @wufcofficial and @Jaszac01 but all shit things come to an end

#DreamBig #ForTheWest #ForTheRealEstate

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

@DeathNsl We’re bringing everyone down with us

#ForTheRealEstate #NeverWest

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

@ALeagueHQ @RunThemMemes @marcothejourno Is @Jaszac01 going to pull $55 million he lent to his mum?

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

The current state of our club in one picture

[Joey Lynch @joeylynchy]

Also, Western has *eight* days to appeal and said appeal has to take place within eight days after it's lodged. Why eight? I dunno, but it's eight, not seven.

[Mr Football @MrAusFootball]

Bit unfair mate. Sour grapes? 🍇

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

@mivkaa If Ansell can’t stop the leakages, then nobody will have it covered.

[Paul Mavroudis @PaulMavroudis]

Cripes, this post is nearly five years old.

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

In response to recent comments by Tony Rallis about the APL’s consideration of prospective owners KAM Sports being not fit and proper, WDFC notes: Our entire club’s existence is a sham and our existing owners aren’t fit and proper.

SO WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?

[AusFootHQ @ALeagueHQ]

🚨 BREAKING from Tony Rallis:

"The APL - from my understanding - has made a decision that Western United's new prospective owners KAM Sports are not 'fit and proper'".

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

@ALeagueHQ Anyone want an A League club? One going cheap in Western Melbourne. Stadium and housing packages are optional extras.

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

A League fans, how many of you have changed teams more than once since the league started? (E.g. Sydney FC to Wanderers to Macarthur)

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

Sunbury Skewers FC playing out of Calder Park.

I like it. But only if we can include drag racing at half time.

The bogans will love it.

Make it happen @JJ_JamesJohnson.

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

Sunbury Skewers FC playing out of Calder Park.

I like it. But only if we can include drag racing at half time.

The bogans will love it.

Make it happen @JJ_JamesJohnson.

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

Make sure you also visit our stand at the Antipodes Festival, appropriately situated next to our former Lakeside Stadium co-tenants.

[South Melbourne FC @smfc]

𝗪𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱.

Come on down to the 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭 in Lonsdale Street, where we will once again have a stall throughout Saturday and Sunday.

For those looking at purchasing both membership and merchandise, theres no better place to pick these up before the match on Monday night.

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

@WyndhamStadium @wufcofficial @WeAreWUFC @WSC3029 @TheWesternCore This is as good as we’re going to get

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

A picture tells a thousand words

We are forever garbage

#ForTheRealEstate

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

@FootballAUS We can build a stadium faster than this

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

Something strangely familiar about the @VfL_Wolfsburg logo

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

@FootballAUS If you let us in - we promise to bring the league down - just look at what we did to the A League

[Western Divided…………………………………………………………………………parody @wdfcofficial]

Western Divided FC is pleased to announce we want you to be the 20th AFL license - it’s the only way we can make any use of our 15,000 seat stadium