Wojtek Dwornik

Like Christmas but with more... ME!

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

Thanks for nothing @lifeisbeautiful had my tix in my cart but your stupid payment page wouldn’t let me move pass your Terms & Conditions to finish my purchase. 🤬 Not impressed. #noLifeIsBeautiful #lifeisbeautiful

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

@lifeisbeautiful Thanks for nothing LIB, had my tix in my cart but your stupid payment page wouldn’t let me move pass your Terms & Conditions to finish my purchase. 🤬 Not impressed. #noLifeIsBeautiful #lifeisbeautiful

[Tim Dunn @MrTimDunn]

The @MuseumModernArt released this haunting 1902 film of the Wuppertal Suspension Railway in Germany – but now it’s been colourised and upscaled using AI to 4K by @Dostoevskiy – and it is incredibly beautiful

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

Hey @Xbox in stead of sending more #seriesx to Walmart and Best Buy to be bought up by bots how about filling some orders of actual people who purchased your product? Purchased launch day, still waiting... Love your product and the wait is killing me 😩 #XboxSeriesX #xbox

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

I can’t tell you how much I love this little girl! #NationalDogDay

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

@Bonzo857 @Etsy @APWUnational Melissa, saving the USPS starts with you not switching to FedEx and UPS. The Trump administration is gutting the postal service and when we move to the private companies we’re helping them accomplish that. That said, I wish you and your business good luck and stay strong.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

History 101 refresher course:

USA & England
FDR & Churchill
Anti-Fascists... good.

vs.

Germany
Hitler
Nazis
White supremacists... bad.

... that is all.

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

@SouthwestAir could there be a more complicated and ridiculous seating scheme, I think not. All I wanted to do is sit next to my husband on our 4 hour flight to New Orleans. Learned my lesson, never again! #southwestairlinessucks

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

@aimeemann finally getting around to saying thanks. Show # 20. P.S. "Stop Talking" #pdxzooconcert

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

Canadian boy enjoying his first ACTUAL snow day in PDX. Love it!!! #WinterWonderland #pdxsnow #PDXSnowpocalypse2017

[Trey Lackey @Treylmix]

@KGWNews 11:30pm and 7" at 33rd & Killingsworth #kgwweather

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

What the f*#k. I'm loosing the Oscars pool oh so bad. #oscarswtf

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Madonna kissed Drake, Hilary's running for president, but HBO STILL hasn't shown this dude's dick?? #FeministPriority

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

Second place... again :(
#eastereggparty https://t.co/pqmENvtDM7

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

Just installed our new Nest Thermostat. Am I geeking out... yes I am! #nestthermostat #diy https://t.co/byW6rUuazX

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

What an amazing show you put on Ms. Witless and Dr. Dandy but the show must go on so we'll see you at… http://t.co/cniPw0f38W

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

Some one thought it would be safe for me to play with his sword. (treylmixer that is not a euphemism)… http://t.co/RxOIvEl3fS

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

Say 'Hello' to my childhood calculator. #abacus #goodalyesteryear http://t.co/LlyqqMZv5I

[Wojtek Dwornik @wdwornik]

@HRC people are fun! Had a blast with you all last night at the Chameleon Restaurant. #HRCPDX

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

From a fan in Portland. The bushes are just so excited...