Descartes

[‏ً @oluwxtosin]

“money no too dey the update, i just dey do am for now”

[Truth @Eziokwu0011]

"I only know number 1a and am not even sure if it's correct"

me:

[KK😈 @smyla61]

Me once I notice that your money minded 😂🤞

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

You threaten a man with violence and a twinkle appears in his eye.

[Sam. O. @Sammyporsche17]

“Bro abeg you fit…….”

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when someone turns the lights on to talk to me like I can't hear in the dark

[mojied @mojiedayo]

“i like this your Clothes oo, but the original go cost”

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i raise you, MUSIC

[thätniggä♰ @thatnigga_frfr]

when the 2/10 tries to remove the pillow from her face during missionary

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Dad: order something for our guest

Me after ordering Uber:

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

I desire to be so eloquent that I'd give a speech without a single filler word😭

[Eduardo Antão @edardantao]

a vida se os fones usassem os 10% restante de bateria tocando musica inves de apitar

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

the difference is, I can take what I dish out. If I missed your birthday, please miss mine too🙏🏽

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

General Mbappe: winning the golden boot by scoring penalties is for cowards

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today