Evan

my tweets are still bad

[B’s Memes @BigBadBsMemes]

I like that the Boston area has just become the one spot in the country where in the summer it’s super nice Monday through Thursday, but then Friday Saturday and Sunday is just the worst weather you’ve ever seen in your life

[Evan @weakArms]

I feel like taking your cat on a walk is extremely stoner girl coded

[Evan @weakArms]

Every time I hear a banger in a house music set it’s a fucking ID and I’m sick of it

[Oliur @UltraLinx]

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

[Riley @raaleh]

Put this on a shirt

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

Hey. Can I borrow one million MrBeast bucks so I can bet on my ability to pay the fourth installment of my Klarna Max membership on my congressional mandate OpenAI compute tax it's a tradable asset streaming live on NetHBOflixCNN Binance Jr. Performative reading.

[Kelly Garrity @kellygarrity3]

and it’s… oh

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

“The Elevated Market of Starre, with Carriages Hastening to Boston,” oil on canvas, 1781, by John Trumbull

[Evan @weakArms]

Can’t wait to have slop beamed directly into my brain via neuralink in 2035

[Alexandr Wang @alexandr_wang]

Excited to share Vibes — a new feed in the Meta AI app for short-form, AI-generated videos.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I have been staring at this goddamn Instagram ad trying to figure out what it is trying to sell me and it just keeps getting funnier the longer I cannot figure it out

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[christover @bored2die]

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

[Evan @weakArms]

I hate myself for this tweet

[Evan @weakArms]

The should invent subscribe and save for white vans

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I like tales of the old blues legends because you’ll read a story about how a guy was so good at guitar that people swore he sold his soul to the devil and then you listen to it and it’s the worst dog shit you ever heard

[𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter @FeralPHunter]

peptides that make women think im funny

[Evan @weakArms]

Wonder what IDgod is up to these days