mercedes alejandra templeton

I’m from the lone star state, married my best friend, and now we are kicking ass and taking names while we go on adventures ❤️ we also have two fur babies.

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

Just thinking about leaving the states on Wednesday gives me anxiety. Head aches, vomiting and feeling like I can’t breathe. #stress #anxietyproblems #japanbound #newadventures #newhome #idontwannaleave

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604 I could txt someone and see if they got the memo on the new flavor, but I doubt they would know 😒

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604 I have a very strong gut feeling it is bubblegum lol

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604 #somuchyasssss

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604 Tom Araya is bae bae 😂

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604 Goals!!

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@color_of_my_sol Hell yes for tayquilla❤️

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604 i will never go back 😂 https://t.co/VaJiNKU8Zs

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

The shady hill apartments in Baytown, TX off 330 😂💀

[Erin Satkowiak☀ @mrs_sako604]

@color_of_my_sol @weak_sauce94

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@Whataburger it’s horrible...the closest one is three hours from me. Of course I’ve made the drive out there, and obviously my number 1 priority was to get a #1 with jalapeños, whatasize fry and a side of gravy. ❤️ https://t.co/L3CsLny7s2

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

I don’t even wanna know what it’s like to live in a place that doesn’t have Whataburger

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

@mrs_sako604 I’m talkin like “here’s a picture of my ass in case you missed it yesterday.” I’m going to tag you in every booty pic I come across 😂

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

Every fitness page I follow uploads a wedgy booty picture everyday. I need some inspirational stories not pictures of your booty eating a yard of fabric for lunch. #rantover

[Alannized @Alannized]

Shoutout to myself. Because all the pendejadas I’ve been through. I still have a heart of gold.

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

“Sir, can i get the one on isle 7 wrapped up and ready to go please?” https://t.co/kGQSTylS1l

[Kathleen Lights @KathleenLights1]

If you’re just going to keep your dog caged up LITERALLY 24/7.....
Like.....
why have a dog?

[mercedes alejandra templeton @weak_sauce94]

I just woke up from the most glorious nap. I dreamt that I pitched @JeffreeStar an idea on a perfume that would sell ONCE A YEAR on his birthday. We worked on the packaging & fragrance. We laughed and became bffs. Then I woke up. I’m off to go workout and cry in the locker room💔