Vikas Chaurasia

Serial coffee spiller.
29.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

I don't know about others, but the way I am promoting, it's evident that Claude is very much into role-playing.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

They say life takes a toll on mental health. Which is weird because now the government wants therapists to install FASTag.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

Low appraisals at work don’t bother me anymore. My ex made sure I got used to efforts going unnoticed.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

When nothing's working out and your life is in shambles but you keep on living because you are a chill guy. ✨

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

Opened playstore to install Hinge but ended up typing Swiggy subconsciously. The heart knows where true love lies.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

The reason therapy is so expensive because the government takes a toll on my mental health too lol.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

@JanviShahaha Call kar deti 🥲

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

To all the people I've been seeing for years on dating apps through my cycles of installs and uninstalls—I hope you find your person soon. 💪

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

Hi Microsoft, Windows in my work laptop is still working. Please crash it?

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

@tanishaitaan Current Joys one?

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

Waking up at 2pm on Jan 1st squad >>>

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

I saw a baby that looked like Ed Sheeran lol.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

Need incognito mode in Spotify so that my guilty pleasures don't add up to Wrapped lol.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

* Starts searching on Amazon for a new TV *

#INDvsAUS

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

Government be tracking our every move but can't track where did my weekend go 🥲

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

@JanviShahaha Lucky you 😭

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

How often do you think about the Roman Empire?

Enough to keep my mind away from her.

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

Screw dating apps and check your Spotify Blend percentage to find if their music taste is close to yours 🙈

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

When your doctor friend falls sick